Josh Closs (they/them)

Daylight Saving Time starts this weekend! Remember, before you go to bed on Saturday, take your clock and throw it out the window

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Thank goodness

Stop saying your job is entry-level if it requires 1-3 years of experience in the field! That's not what entry-level means! That's not what any of this means!!

Is soup pronounced with a hard or soft g??

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A 3D scene rendered in Blender. A scared little guy looks up at an huge, intimidating, beast-like figure

Well well well, it's a well, rendered in Blender

Learning some new skills with Grant Abbitt's Blender tutorials on YouTube. Recommended for other beginners like me! Free, and either one of these is doable over a weekend with zero prior experience (and probably a bit cleaner on the roof tiles than I was, too 😅) www.youtube.com/@grabbitt

I believe that if you have a job where you can watch YouTube/Twitch/etc. while on regular hours (that is, not on a break), that's fine, congrats on your sweet gig, but you need to give 10% of the salary you earn during that time to whoever you're watching

Or to me. You can also give the money to me

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One senator is so unpopular that he's going to a primary runoff with someone who divorced "for Biblical reasons" in Texas (and that's nowhere close to his biggest scandal), and the other is Ted Cruz

Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

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FiveIronFanatic - Twitch The Backlog Busters Brigade Tries Co-Op! It's a Secret to Mana

Speaking of *insert topical event here*, Drakli and I are playing Secret of Mana! twitch.tv/fiveironfana...

I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent. Hi, friends! Today, I’d like to talk to the grown-ups. I know it’s not easy raising children. Looking after little ones is a lot of work, and sometimes you just need a moment to breathe. So you plop y...

Commentary: I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent.

Update: Cloud cover time baybee

Eclipse time baybee

We need to hear from people who know the difference between premillennial, postmillennial, and amillennial viewpoints, and also who do not hold any of the three with any level of esteem/preciousness

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In what universe is that the yellow category

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Yet another instance of forgetting how to read for the last two categories. Many such cases

kill 👏 the 👏 children 👏 legally 👏

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

Instead, we're rolling into yet another extremely evitable war for oil that's driven by feckless men's xenophobia and will make the richer richer at our expense.

I wanna scream

I look at the levers humanity could be pulling to love each other whoever they are, to embrace renewable energy whole-heartedly, to place power/wealth in the hands of the many instead of the few... and I see those levers lifted out of our reach because they would cost some men their new megayachts

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Of course the clip is 27 seconds long... Wouldn't have it any other way

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It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/