The Heimlich Remover
Traffic was Chocolate Block

My iPhone telling me that my password has been compromised on 200+ websites and I need to change it on all of them!

He died as he lived, clicking “Forgot password,” then checking his inbox for a code, then putting in that code, then setting up two-step verification, and then waiting for the text message that doesn’t come, and then calling the 800 number, and then downloading an authenticator app, and dying.

If you ask me, this would have been a much better choice for Time’s Person of the Year.

I hope you’re right but there’ll be a lot of shit to wade through between then and now.

My parents mini Xmas tree. Thanks Lidl! It’s perfect for them. They’re getting too old to be lugging a big tree from the car or from the attic. And the lights were only €5!

Best album to come out of Dublin in 20 years

Pye

Morning coffee on way to work. Where am I?

Empires of the Word. My favourite book for 20 years now!!

I’m still waiting!

NYC

I deleted Twitter!!