Brandon

I'm thinking about quitting my jobs so I can focus on my laundry

When I try to stand up straight with "correct" posture I quickly get lightheaded so clearly I'm supposed to shrimp it out till the end of time

So when are all these people going to be killed?

Mewtwo low-key exhibits incel behavior

I'm so excited for Portal 3

Where'd they go?

With @brandybutt.bsky.social

Also thought of this while making it

Drew this guy a while ago and put him in the computer. Not great with colors but at least I did something finally

Good thing I smoked a fat doink instead

Now that I work as a line cook the natural progression is doing stand up comedy. My shtick is I piss my pants every show.

Who up playin with they pastrami

You talking about logarithms? How about you turn around and I show you the rhythm of this log

They should make a Life Alert™ for content creators that Fell Off

is she valid y/n?

#b3d #dandadan

She's just a poor old woman!

Who woulda guessed i still have no idea what im doing

Enough time has passed that I can now say I have a boyfriend. He's real and I'm not lying and I am NOT gay!!

a man in a suit is walking through a hallway with chinese characters on the walls . ALT: a man in a suit is walking through a hallway with chinese characters on the walls .

Drop the "just"

It's cleaner

It's not that I didn't catch Covid, it's that Covid couldn't catch ME

Holding in my pee during breaks so I can go to the bathroom when I'm back on the clock because I will not endorse unpaid bathroom breaks

Y'all fuck with Math Blasters?

Y'all hear about Pluto? That's messed up man...

I miss the porn bots :(

for all the doubters and haters out there

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

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I hope everyone's having a great migration

Back hort

Reported, blocked

This is a little too radical for me