headline reading: A Week of Turmoil Leaves Stocks in Negative Territory for 2026
[DJ Khaled voice}
ANOTHER ONE
headline reading: A Week of Turmoil Leaves Stocks in Negative Territory for 2026
[DJ Khaled voice}
ANOTHER ONE
Ben Stiller asked the White House X account to leave βTropic Thunderβ out of its deranged propaganda video, saying βWar is not a movie.β The montage, which mixes movie scenes with real Iran footage, is offensive to anyone with a brain.
we will never be able to compete with that
incredible that a second order effect of the Iran conflict is sky-rocketing gas prices, the one metric that many MAGA types actually pay attention to or care about
still remember Herschel Walker's son making viral videos lambasting Biden for prices at the pumps
www.dailymail.co.uk/video/lifest...
Joyce Carol Oates tweet reading: Harold Bloom said lots of silly things. No need to make a movie out of any of them βΒ in response to a tweet reading: Hamlet is not about grief, it's about what Harold Bloom called the invention of the human" βΒ they should make a movie about that
okay we just need to get JCO on Bluesky and our journey to the dark side will be complete
These are the 4 things AI can do well:
β’Clean up your email inbox (badly)
β’Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
β’Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
β’Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
polymarket tweet says Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety
BREAKING: muffins may or may not have become sentient says owner of local Mmmuffins franchise
The EU is getting closer to Canada. Natural we join. π€ Then we can extend to Japan.
freakin get their asses, daryl hannah
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/06/o...
steaming into the midterms
So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and theyβre simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was βyour piano is too close to the fireplace, youβll dry it outβ and if thatβs not the internet in a nutshell I donβt know what is.
if they did they'd be a marketing prodigy
worth watching
free product tie in idea: cake pop demon hunters there you go starbucks itβs all yours
would also love to see Rian Johnson's The City & The City, though that book (while brilliant) maybe falls short of literary classic
Kitty Green's The End of the Affair
very good ideas in the quotes here
Vladimir review β Rachel Weisz is unswervingly brilliant in a TV show youβll admire for years to come
this works also workshopping a "sliding stones gather no moss" but getting nowhere
alternate joke: romancing the stones
imagine having the stones to do this
Baseball player jazz Chisholm in a Great Britain uniform
Olympic skater Alysa Liu with the caption thatβs what Iβm fucking talking about
jazz chisholm jr playing for Great Britain in the world baseball classic
A photo of Olympic skater Alysa Liu with the caption thatβs what Iβm fucking talking about
dan crenshaw unemployed
A photo of Olympic skater Alysa Liu with the caption that thatβs what Iβm fucking talking about
sinners late season oscar surge
A photo of Olympic skater Alysa Liu with the caption thatβs what Iβm fucking talking about
new mitski album
jane schoenbrun, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you youtu.be/MA5NqUMEdbI
One last time π
this sounds right βΒ I will def still see it, since SALTBURN is in my personal just-bonkers-enough HOF
Pew Research Center finds 100% approval for laser gun sounds