Craig Hunter

Embarrassed to be this old and feel so let down by a footballer.

Got my Mother’s Day flowers order in over a week in advance 😎

Socialist Maradona still the king

Fuck Messi and Inter Miami.

Do you know when people make fun of America they always throw in a derogatory mention of a cheeseburger.

Well, I fucking love a cheeseburger.

Imagine going to sleep fearing your building might collapse on you.

Haha

I’m going to a bit of Okinawa that is basically Taiwan in May lol

India gave Iran the old Glencoe massacre treatment.

What even is the world eh… you’ve got the German Chancellor throwing Spain under the bus whilst Israel carpet bombs Tehran and the US is committing ever other war crime.

I have an American wife and many Yank friends, but the US is a horrible country full of cunts and a menace to world stability.

Being “woke” these days seems to be defending your own wee corner of equal rights.

I moved to Dubai to avoid taxes and benefit from slave labour. I *don’t* want to be involved in politics!

The EU and Carney back in the imperial fold then after Greenland goes quiet.

All celebrities are vacuous by default. All rich people are evil by default.

I don’t think it’s a good thing that one country can remove multiple heads of state of others.

What world do we even want to live in man? Everything is shite.

Tasted a bit too orangey

Just had a can of some Chinese orange drink called ICE PEAK 冰峰 getting ready for the New World Order.

So rude to start war on a sunny Saturday.

The bad news is all companies are laying off 40% of you, but the good news is we have WW3.

I know I should care about WW3 or AI destroying us, but I’m also tired and the sun is out.

You’re going to get laid off so the company founders can have a quick +22% stock price jump.

It is a bit mad that both Labour and the Tories are getting usurped at the same time.

First time in the new office. How the fuck did I used to do this every day of my adult life?

It’s so funny that nobody is talking about the Tourette’s/Bafta thing on here where it is melting down Twitter.

I feel cursed to be a very empathetic person who also despises everyone.

Did some big numbers on Twitter over the Tourette’s thing. Couple of 4k and 3k like bangers over there. Like winning an ice-cream in the depths of hell.

I’ve been watching the live feed of Earth from space before work to calm myself down.

One thing I’ve embarrassed myself with later in life is assuming someone from a minority group is naturally progressive. Plenty of cunts across the board.