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Fallen tenor. Camp director. Sustainable finance bro.

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looks like we traded generations of healthcare for 4 days worth of missiles

13.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 5204 πŸ” 1236 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 38

Hey does anyone remember how we had like a decade of near zero interest rates? Thank god the USA spent that time investing in infrastructure! What a calamity if we had just squandered the last best chance of our lives

13.03.2026 06:20 πŸ‘ 1547 πŸ” 278 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 33

I been hacked.
All my hour gone. This just sold please help me.

09.03.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Statement of Cardinal Blase J. Cupich, archbishop of Chicago, β€œA Call to Conscience” - Statements - Archdiocese of Chicago - AoC Portal As more than 1,000 Iranian men, women and children lay dead after days of bombardment from U.S. and Israeli missiles, the official White House X account on Thursday evening posted a video of scenes fr...

Please please read this from the archbishop of Chicago

www.archchicago.org/statement/-/...

08.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 5771 πŸ” 2245 πŸ’¬ 166 πŸ“Œ 160

β€œThank you for your service”

04.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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By Killing Khamenei, the West Created a Martyr – and Mainstream Media Is Ignoring the Muslim Backlash Ali Khamenei was not Saddam Hussein or Muammar Gaddafi. Killing him will have religious reverberations throughout the Muslim world for years to come, writes Narges Bajoghli.

Also note: they chose to martyr the 86-year old Khameni (whose name Trump struggled to pronounce the other day, as if he's never heard it in a briefing), rather than just letting him just die. And we're not seeing all the backlash that resulted.

zeteo.com/p/by-killing...

03.03.2026 09:36 πŸ‘ 320 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not a regime-change rash. But the regime may change.

02.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

so far i think in the last 48 hours trump has called

- michael scherer at the atlantic
- jonathan karl, abc
- jake tapper, cnn
- axios
- bret baier, fox news
- the new york times
- the washington post

just noting that when he wants to sell a war, suddenly theyre not "fake news" anymore

02.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 2646 πŸ” 780 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 45

Minnesota would like a word.

02.03.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 6703 πŸ” 1736 πŸ’¬ 135 πŸ“Œ 42

We are not allowed to remember who was in the Senate from 2001-2008.

We are not allowed to remember who was president in 2020.

I don’t make the rules.

Vibes are the first draft of history.

02.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A United States senator from the president's own party, one who serves on the Select Committee on Intelligence and the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations, has no idea what's going on as America goes to war with Iran.

28.02.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 6369 πŸ” 1998 πŸ’¬ 219 πŸ“Œ 73

It wasn’t long ago that thousands of American families lost sons and daughters for a war with no end in sight. Trump is risking that again with Iran, and he’s doing it all without Congressional approval.

The Senate needs to come back to Washington to do its job.

28.02.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 797 πŸ” 165 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 6

IMO, nothing says β€œFIFA Peace Prize” better than starting an unprovoked war with a fellow qualifier.

28.02.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It would be cool to have a legislature that acted to defend its own constitutional prerogatives and, maybe as a treat, the interests of the people it represents too.

28.02.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 6030 πŸ” 1246 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 37
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DOJ Removed Record of Multiple FBI Interviews with Underage Trump Accuser, Epstein Data Shows The FBI spoke at least four times with a woman who credibly accused Trump of sexually assaulting her when she was a minor, Epstein files show. That document is no longer accessible on the DOJ website.

NEWS: The FBI interviewed an Epstein victim who accused Trump of sexually assaulting her when she was underage not once β€” but at least FOUR times. But the document that shows those additional interviews appears to have been deleted from the DOJ website. substack.com/home/post/p-...

18.02.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 5122 πŸ” 2619 πŸ’¬ 171 πŸ“Œ 192

CNN follows NPR and Politico in finding that DOJ scrubbed the Epstein files of evidence related to a woman who accused Trump of sexually assaulting her when she was 13 years old.

25.02.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 3552 πŸ” 1469 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 44

Tonight is the night JD Vance became President.

24.02.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
I'm not entirely sure how they did it, but they've completely cleared the streets around my office in Midtown #NYC.

I'm not entirely sure how they did it, but they've completely cleared the streets around my office in Midtown #NYC.

They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

24.02.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 15619 πŸ” 2744 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Sen. Mike Lee, R-Utah, appears to have deleted his tweet after these Democrats responded

23.02.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 7197 πŸ” 1763 πŸ’¬ 234 πŸ“Œ 240

He’s a 1780s 8, but an LA 3.

23.02.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Washington was apparently viewed as extremely hot at the time!

23.02.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Let him cook

19.02.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Under oath, Zuckerberg has to say he’s not very smart but he is exceptionally good at doing bad things πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

19.02.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tinker Tailor Muppet Spy

18.02.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland.

And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.

18.02.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 20819 πŸ” 5581 πŸ’¬ 217 πŸ“Œ 374

Curling is not Nam. There are rules.

16.02.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would like to hear Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski call a baseball game

13.02.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 997 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 28

A comedy where Nvidia and ICE want the same vacant warehouse for vastly different reasons

12.02.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.

12.02.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 12630 πŸ” 4473 πŸ’¬ 207 πŸ“Œ 113