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Sam Henderson

@magicwhistle

I've left Twixter now that it's become a wretched hive of scum and villainy and will hopefully build it back better here. Weather and sports every half hour. Sometimes I draw cartoons. I/me.

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Something tells me 𝐒hield 𝐨𝐟 the 𝐀mericas might have been conceived by the VP.

06.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How long do you think it will be before Senator BillyBob screws things up even more?

05.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The only answer to what is a woman should be "Your mother"

04.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Answer when anyone asks what a woman is: "Your mom."

04.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Voter ID? IDs still can be forged. You know what can't be? Fingerprints. Here's some fingers. πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•

04.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't figure out why he gives the benefit of the doubt either, but even more so I can't figure out how, as the embodiment of everything Republicans hate, he keeps charming him. He should use that power to get Trump to stop the thousand things he's doing.

01.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In the sixties people risked getting their skulls bashed in and being attacked by german shepherds for the right to choose between politicians who said the n-word publicly or ones who just said it in private, so we can be progressive without being picky now too.

01.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
https://www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhistle

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Last of my eBay sales until the snow melts and I can get back to my storage space. www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...

28.02.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
redactions for ebay

redactions for ebay

Redacting the Epstein files or redacting underground comics for e-bay. What do you think takes more time?

25.02.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
https://www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhistle

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Was too busy last week to post all the stuff I posted on Ebay and plumb forgot. Most of it's still unclaimed and there's still the remains from previous weeks and most of you are just here for the pictures anyway.
www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...

23.02.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ron Jeremy's been working out.

21.02.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
9 pages. Too many for Bluesky. https://www.instagram.com/p/DU_wpcQETDF333
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9 pages. Too many for Bluesky. https://www.instagram.com/p/DU_wpcQETDF333 33

9 pages. Too many for Bluesky. www.instagram.com/p/DU_wpcQETDF

21.02.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
https://www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhistle

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More shit that I got that I'm planning to not got that you should got. www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi... Stuff from previous weeks left over too.

13.02.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

$100 to the member of Congress that says "See you next Tuesday" to Pam Bondi at the end of her next hearing. If it were anyone else, half the people I know would be offended, but I think in her case they'd make an exception.

11.02.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
This is fake but here's hope. Many concert bootlegs from the 70s exist because tape recorders were something new then, and people got away with smuggling them into venues since bouncers had no idea what they were. The guard for the Epstein files door may not know what every electronic device is.

This is fake but here's hope. Many concert bootlegs from the 70s exist because tape recorders were something new then, and people got away with smuggling them into venues since bouncers had no idea what they were. The guard for the Epstein files door may not know what every electronic device is.

This is fake but here's hope. Many concert bootlegs from the 70s exist because tape recorders were something new then, and people got away with smuggling them into venues since bouncers had no idea what they were. The guard for the Epstein files door may not know what every electronic device is.

11.02.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bad Bunny is an example of the Streisand Effect.

09.02.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People say that controversy aside, they don't get Bad Bunny or Billy Eilish, and as a middle-age person I feel qualified to answer. The answer is that after you turn 40 mass media is no longer yours and you can either accept it or be the old person that always complains about things they don't get.

09.02.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Back again to selling things on the eBay www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
Previous weeks there too.

06.02.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! I've been MAGA all along undercover so I could expose your paid protestor racket! Stay tuned! I'm gonna blow the lid off the whole thing soon!

02.02.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
'The Unhappy Hooker Goes to Washington'
'Wicked 3'
'Substance 2: The Sickening'
'I Never Promised Keeping the Rose Garden'
What are some other appropriate movie titles?

'The Unhappy Hooker Goes to Washington' 'Wicked 3' 'Substance 2: The Sickening' 'I Never Promised Keeping the Rose Garden' What are some other appropriate movie titles?

'The Unhappy Hooker Goes to Washington'
'Wicked 3'
'Substance 2: The Sickening'
'I Never Promised Keeping the Rose Garden'
What are some other appropriate movie titles?

25.01.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Right now, the Democrats are all like "But Bluto, the Republicans might try to do something mean to us!'

24.01.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kill Tony: MAGA :: Blue Collar Comedy Tour: Operation Freedom

23.01.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Animal House Bluto Outburst
Animal House Bluto Outburst YouTube video by Jason Weiss

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6El...

22.01.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
https://www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhistle

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This week's stuff on www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi... is more expensive than usual. Don't blame me. Blame the Romans. I put things in alphabetical order and they invented the alphabet and everything that begins with R happens to cost more.

22.01.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Jonathan Ross' internal bleeding

Jonathan Ross' internal bleeding

Internal bleeding, huh? A nosebleed is internal bleeding. Maybe he had psychic powers like in Stranger Things except he could tell in advance when liberal women were approaching.

18.01.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone messaged me complaining the comic they ordered from me through www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi... came in bags sealed with Scotch tape rather than masking tape. If you too are under the mistaken impression I'm selling tape and not comics, I may not be the right vendor for you.

17.01.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Who wore it better? pt 1

Who wore it better? pt 1

Who wore it better? pt 2

Who wore it better? pt 2

Who wore it better?

16.01.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Strongly worded letter"="thoughts and prayers" for Democrats.

15.01.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Facebook was predicted 80 years ago.

Facebook was predicted 80 years ago.

Facebook was predicted 80 years ago.

15.01.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Reporting hateful GoFundMe

Reporting hateful GoFundMe

You know what to do
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ic...

14.01.2026 07:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0