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she drop that ass on me from an egregious angle

i'm on them broward county tic tacs

It's a classic! I say schfifty five to myself at least once a week

Do these pieces of shit even go to church???

A platypus lower jaw and upper jaw, showing one remaining horny pad and three empty sockets where the pads have fallen out. From the University Museum of Zoology, Cambridge

The #platypus has solved the key flaw of mammal teeth - that they can't be replaced*: #platypuses got rid of teeth. Instead they have horny pads to smash the crayfish & larvae they eat. As they wear down, they just regrow like fingernails.
*Unless you're a nabarlek, a rock-wallaby with endless teeth

LMAO

It's really funny to watch shows set in the south that are clearly written by someone who's never even been there lmao

Truly ancient meme

They're just better if you keep them in the garage

Donate to Help Harper rebuild her life, organized by Mikki VanEps Hello, I am posting my friend Harper's request, here are her words: My name is Harp… Mikki VanEps needs your support for Help Harper rebuild her life

Hello! I am at 54% of my goal. While my move is over I'm still dealing with the finical strain it took on me. I have a job training program coming up and no appropriate clothing or footwear for it. I'm really proud of myself for getting into this program and I'm grateful so many people believe in me

I kinda just want to carry a pair of ice axes around. They'd be useful

RAM shortage? No thanks, I grow my own

Hate it when stick season comes to an end

The Woodmans Hurl #woodworking #nature #ash #craft #handtools #hurling YouTube video by Eoin Reardon

Rather terrible year to be a cherry laurel

I always love hearing recording errors in tracks called "REMASTER FINAL BEST ULTRA"

Everyone who reaches a certain age faces an irresistible urge to fight their dad

"look at this oven, idiot"

this is a top 10 reply. If I wasn't already following, I would have followed\

getting frustrated at cleaning up all the half-broken boards all over the place?

I have just the thing to alleviate that anger, right over here on these sawhorses

buying a series of martial arts breakaway boards and having them set up in various areas of my apartments at all times, for when the appliances Anger me

happy birthday Scoob!!!!

Attention people who think Stella is funny and cool (that’s you, reading this) — With Stella’s blessing I am organizing a fundraiser event (probably a livestream) to try and raise as much money as we can to replace the $24k that was stolen from her! Please DM me if you’d like to be involved!

It's a good show

My wife is a dietitian. Her coworker wants to get into sports nutrition. I'll bring him in as my nutritionist and together we will dominate the UFC lightweight/light heavyweight division

It really was a hard time, but only for my enemies

It really was a hard time, but only for my enemies

installing a heavy bag in a 2nd floor apartment is difficult, but it's much easier if your downstairs neighbor is hard of hearing

It doesn't make sense to me either

One step closer to the edge, and I'm about to shit

Incredible luck with the rng here, fantastic run