Carter Anderson

Ford F-150 #ford

#f150

If your 🥷 know how to roller skate, he’s already cheating on you.

I don’t really know anything about Hailey Bieber. I don’t know if she’s a good person or not but it’s wild that her biggest is her husband Justin Bieber.

The song “you got a friend in me” is actually about friends with benefits

At this point you can be in a relationship with a woman for 3 years before finding out that she’s AI

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Has anyone tried unplugging Kanye and plugging him back in? #kanyewest

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No one knows the words to every rap song better than a racist white lady.

Angel Reese, they stay disrespecting you on Instagram, sis. You gotta stand up or something. #angelreese

Yall 🥷 made an R&B song about LeBron James? #lebronjames

Man, these biracial babies be coming out looking like 100% Dad

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Some one needs to go to jail over this new Drake album. #drake #canada

Protect your peace and don’t look at the comments on your Instagram post, ladies. These dudes are f***ing insane and unemployed. They got time today.

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Dang, I bet if you racist, you’re having a pretty rough week.

Congratulations, Philly! Please do not trash your own city tonight. #Philadelphiaeagles

Some people are really betting their mortgage on this game. #Superbowl

That Mavs done f***ed up #lukadoncic #nba #lakers #mavericks

I’m gonna have to start throwing that a$$ back for some damn eggs pretty soon! #eggs

We’re in the FAFO era.

Who’s winning the game? The Chiefs, The Bills or The Refs? #chiefs #bills #nfl

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If you don’t pick up your dog’s poop, you don’t care about others. And you don’t care about others, you probably shouldn’t have a dog.

CapCut is back, y’all!

Hey Britain, I heard y’all was talking 💩, and you didn’t think that I would hear it! What’s up? #britain

Also the links for all of those are in my bio

No. I’m on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube, Fanbase, and Rednote. Same name on all. carterandersoncomedy

TikTok got banned and The Detroit Lions lost to the Commanders? What in the Entire F%#*?

Big Facts

What is the yt version of “You got me f*%ked up!”

Yeah, The Biden Administration said to ABC news that he will not enforce the shutdown of TikTok but instead leave it to the next administration

Hopefully soon