Spaghetti

I couldn't get to it last night, so give me 24 hours no Pitt spoilers please!

dressed up like Dedra Meero for her photo shoot

Apologizing ahead of time but:

If God is so powerful, can he circumcise himself?

The answer is “different clerics”

It’s not a good answer, but it’s the only actual answer

most charitable take is that they're suing because Kalshi said "you can bet on *death* (wink wink)" and then turned around and said, "bet on death?! that's outrageous!"

This was clear from the jump, but the Venezuela invasion going as smoothly as it did, from a pure operational perspective, is going to prove catastrophic in the long run.

For a guy who doesn’t wear glasses, I sure do spend a lot of my damn time looking for glasses. Which seem like they’d be more important to keep track of for the tiny people who need them to see.

Did you try the moon one yet?
More of a murder mystery vibe

Shit’s all fucked up

That’s how you spell the staticky sound at the end, don’t @ me.

All those dialup noises, set to the lyrics of “Are. You. Sure. Are! You! Sure! Chcxxxxxxxxx”

Damn sushi is for adults. These kids are eating me out of house and home

Just assaulting the happy hour menu

You’re supposed to be allowed to “you wouldn’t like it, it’s spicy” until at least 15.

I like the Boys and Girls Clubs of DC new clubhouse

Impossible to miss

Lotta people reading this and not looking up what the vote is about. This isn’t an AUMF, and it’s not the war powers resolution

This machine kills fascists.

I think I told this before, but my maternal GF- USMC, at Iwo- was huge to us. Big bear of a guy. My brother has his records for a project.

Turns out that in 1944 he was 5’11”, 170 lbs.

Trump and SBF tried the same, we briefed it as a MIL in 2024.

listen, it's dumb if people don't understand the movie, it's not that complicated.

but it's *really* dumb for a JAG not to get the movie

I watched an opioid-murder trial where an expert correctly testified to the ingredients for a Long Island Iced Tea

Drone attacks down 83%, yet still effectively lighting Bahrain refinery capacity on fire

pretty confident the entire place runs on adderal

this guy gives alcoholic O3's a bad name.

i like the idea that he found out via tweet, but can't say no because MAGA doesn't allow that

@vargas.house.gov
CA-52, standing by for an explanation on why you don't think Congress should utilize its war powers under Article 1.

"hope i don't have to fight about the falklands again," clocking in at my job at the fighting about the falklands factory