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culture war veteran 3 tours. simper fi hoo rah guineas world record holder for flop posting ๐Ÿ… Pfp alt text: Marjorie Taylor Greene with a comically large mouth Header alt text: Uhaul logo but it says "uhhhhhh" He/Him

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popped one out we'll see how it goes

06.03.2026 08:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

after finding out theres no more snacks for the night you just wither away and die

06.03.2026 08:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they're taking my truck liberal

06.03.2026 03:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fuck the cheeseburger cops #12

06.03.2026 02:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think we should all piss in the same bathroom and hold hands. so no.

06.03.2026 02:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yearning

06.03.2026 02:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

apparently this is piss and also a dick ive been tricked

06.03.2026 01:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

drinking beer straight from the teat rn1

06.03.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you've heard of the Jackson 5? now with capitalist innovation we are proud to present to you the Jackson 9 to 5 we got these little fuckers playing 9 shows a day for your entertainment needs

05.03.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

guys i dont think charlie kirk is gonna make it

05.03.2026 16:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the kids are calling me a chopped unc. pretty cool sounds like some kind of new York sandwich

05.03.2026 14:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

u just gotta clench your jaw over and over for 4 years

05.03.2026 14:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

hi im single too and ive been looksmaxxing while fibermazxxing im fucking on one

05.03.2026 14:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

vegan cheese also accepted but it doesnt pay out as much

04.03.2026 17:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

50 cent just invented a coinstar for cheese. you take your cheese and put it in the machine for money

04.03.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

up early vaping #addicted

04.03.2026 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how could a generation growing up on "stop children what's that sound everybody look whats going down" grow up to not look at whats going down. stupid asses

04.03.2026 07:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if meme contracts become a thing ill shut the fuck up

04.03.2026 05:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nobody is signing you to a meme contract you brain wave

04.03.2026 05:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

IM THE ONE WHO MADE THIS USELESS FUCKING INTERNET TRASH AND NOW YOU'RE GETTING MORE ATTENTION UGHHHHHHH GIVE ME CREDIT

04.03.2026 05:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

literally steal all my shit and dont give me credit i dont give a fuck everyone is so weird about their ego

04.03.2026 05:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one of the funniest things is people getting mad at other people stealing and reposting their memes getting more likes. its not that serious bro you're not an artist. shitposting is more art than making a meme from a template you fucking nerd

04.03.2026 05:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we might be two pees in a piss pod

04.03.2026 04:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LETS GO BRANDON AMARITE?!!

04.03.2026 01:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that feeling when you perceive humidity and think its too high, the burning sensation to say that its actually not the heat that bothers you but its the cum in your balls

03.03.2026 15:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this my 34 year old son with a nose ring

03.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no war but class war

02.03.2026 14:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

went to the shit pants store and everyone asked me when you're bringing in new product

02.03.2026 14:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

donating a $1 to Israel for every reply to this post.

02.03.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so doc theres not a healthy explanation only bad stuff for why theres blood in my shit? dang

27.02.2026 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0