Big Joy

I feel seen

Everyone gets one as a treat

Me by a window in a blue and red mesh top I’m not smiling and my eyeliner is sharp like the angles of my face.

Happy International Women’s Day. They are lucky we only want equality and not revenge.

How do Fairy decide if it’s the punk baby or the normal baby for each advert?

Early start and early finish though? Meaning precious winter daylight?

I am in a squat behind a clothing rail holding up a puppet face that’s giving creature from the black lagoon in front of my actual face. Mischief crackles in the air.

Back on my bullshit

Lolbour party more like

Makes a nice change to do some hope scrolling 💚

A text conversation that reads: me:urgh her: I don’t want to win bread anymore me:I have bought home loads of bacon, why is it always gone. I am tired of bringing home bacon. This is all in caps because we are exhausted bitches.

Today in the girlie group chat: economics

Thank a million to everyone that shared and helped, I’m sorted now and will be able to practice not being terrible at accents xxx

Thank you thank you thank you everyone. Sometimes the internet is really lovely actually 💜💜

I think you have DMs disabled 🥲

Omg I would love you forever. I will DM you.

Do I know anyone on here with a proper Scottish accent, ideally a femme voice from Glasgow. I have a few lines in a play that I’m currently butchering and could really use a voice note 🙏

Sunshine ☀️

Depends on a few things. If it’s been stored on its side somewhere with a non fluctuating coolish temperature and it was a good wine to start with it might be ok/good if you like wines that are complex. If any of those first things aren’t true or you just got unlucky it’s going to taste like ass.

I was thinking someone should make a sofa that’s all L but that’s a bed isn’t it.

Didn’t get a second interview after the lady in the first one was really encouraging and nice so I guess now I’m an incel.

Tissues, tiny deodorant (if possible), mints (not gum). Make sure you check her wrist for a hair tie before pictures 🥰

Once used “spinny-go-round-make-clean” because I forgot the work for dishwasher 🤷‍♀️

Are you sharing why you’re going for or keeping it to yourself? I will cross everything either way! ❤️

It’s cold and miserable out so I’m having a nice bubbly bath and watching Saving Private Ryan

Lord grant me serenity or, failing that, bail money.

Pretty bafflingly bad by all standard measures but if you threw some muppets in that could actually be a banger film.

The man in the iron mask poster

Nw:

Nothing like the first sunny day of spring to remind you that you’re basically a house plant dressed up in meat.

This will always be up there for me, just great, entertainment.

The poster for only the brave

Based on true events so there’s only so much you can do but the structure is all over the shop. None of the women have a personality though Connelly does her absolute best with what she’s given (horse girl). Bridges won’t stop touching people and it’s uncomfortable, he also sings for some reason.

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This is a varied bunch but there’s something for everyone*

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*everyone who hates Men

Me doing a silly model pose in way too much clothing to be taken seriously in a sandstone doorway in Egypt

Mental illness is cancelled I have been exposed to the sun again