My face is freaking out about my stress level in every possible way
@pagnificent
Verified goddamn delight. Will not understand your jokes. My moral philosophy is Dog. Known for typos. I don’t care. Read through them One day, men will stop mansplaining wine to me. Make today that day. https://throne.com/pagnificent
My face is freaking out about my stress level in every possible way
@floregonian.com
Oh well that lawyer thing is very useful and I’m glad you shared. I will be filling that out for sure
I’m so tired 😩
Oh no. I will miss you
For like a full two minutes I thought the comforter was snow, the fan was a huge ice block, the drs were smaller buildings all taken from afar
Ahhh pets. They are lovely
I know! I got there! I just had a momentary like wtaf first
It’s impossible to sleep with a shirt on
I do. I will. She just needs to find me.
And I need to find a job I’m willing to stay at because I’ll also have to move out
Sounds like you were allergic to dog spit!
Yeah some people. But I guess I'm allergic to their spit, not their dander. Or something like that. I dunno it's a crazy thing.
But I love dogs, and am not allergic to dogs. So when I get up the courage again, I'll definitely get another dog
I was on his side tbh. I listen to doctors too much. Though I will say the one time I was told I’d need surgery I almost fainted
Big yay! Still not ideal of course but phew at least you didn’t get surgery
Hi Daniel
Allergic
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Hi bee! How is your finger?!
@floregonian.com I was just about to the exact same fucking thing. My brain is so boring
Every one knows JC and #spreadlove
Well she’s low on spoons and we need to help love.
So lets show her how we spread love
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I used to like cats too! And now they like me because I try not to be around them. The cruelest allergy
Ooooo I’m bug queen and queen of the silly Billies!
Ahem. I was a silly billy in the posts
A fourth silly billy has been located
Tee hee hee you know me so well
Hello mistress caution
Oh no
Listeria I guess is deathly bad for babies. And sliced meat around here is uh…. Listeria central. So anyway. There’s a couple others but this week has been sliced meat. Sushi was also a big complaint, but she can’t eat that in England either
@faultypussy.bsky.social hi
Would you like to cheers?