I can’t pick one - Cannibal Corpse has too many good ones
05.02.2026 02:36
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I can’t pick one - Cannibal Corpse has too many good ones
I’ve got this but I’m not sure it’s any better
Who can afford 5 takeaways in this economy
bruce bogbutter (@dorkusmalorkus_) on twitter: "my dad has been speaking to a royalist in his street and when my dad said we should get rid of the monarchy this bloke said "who would you have in charge instead... a load of transgenders?" and im obsessed with the idea that you can either have a king or a council of trans people"
thwrangis: "has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist" mollyjames: "I did once when I was working in a coffee shop. He was on a business call loudly talking about some tech speculation. When I asked him how it went a few days later, he panicked and asked how I knew such sensitive information. From this I gather they are of weak constitution, and startle easily"
Sauron's security was defeated by two hobbits, who entered undetected through an unlocked backdoor, armed only with two swords and a flashlight
two sleeps until Christmas? so they say, but you can actually have as many sleep as you want over the next two days, there are no rules
But the surplus - it’s just four years away! (again)
“Iwona B Horyn”
That is not real.
Simpsons did it
I kinda feel for Bish here. Simeon makes a bunch of impossible promises (which Nat voters loved), and then Bish has to follow him and deal with it
What four fictional characters are you a combination of?
Give us the full speech! We want all the jokes
New from me: Just eight of the Government's 17 Roads of National Significance have already seen costs blow out by $5.1 billion - before any shovels are even in the ground.
The full programme would cost $44-$54 billion on the latest numbers.
newsroom.co.nz/2025/10/23/5...
Shout out to Marc who from memory was about the only reporter I saw hammering this point back in 2023
I don’t think Labour need sixes though? They just need to keep turning over singles and not lose too many wickets
It’s also looks like a nice wedge to pry Winston away from National
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A sponsored at for Magibook, an app that “turns hard books into easy books.” Shown is The Great Gatsby, and a not-at-all hard passage that has been dumbed down into non-existence. We’re so doomed.
I can’t think of a clever caption for this. It just breaks my fucking heart.
So I guess Rimmer is dictating our foreign policy as well as our domestic policy.
If we want to change this, we need to change the regime.
Siri, how much do politicians get paid to be pro-Israel
I muted the words Elon Twitter and Tesla. And I still see this boring-ass discussion. People can go back to Twitter if they want, who gives a shit
Who created this? This is great. Please tell me it wasn’t a bot
charlie kirk is MLK. camera is hamas. chair is astronaut. baby is stove. yawn is owl.
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on the one hand, this sounds like it won't raise enough money for them to fund meaningful tax relief for the people struggling the most with the cost of living, but on the other it will be ruthlessly attacked and exploited by their political opponents
Don’t watch the Charlie Kirk video. That’s my advice.
Nashy calling him, Winston, and Shane Jones a pussy and a pair of tits
Nailed it
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
