there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
it is a good movie but i think it is maybe better to read about. but maybe that only works if you've seen it? it is about love over fear and how choosing love is a revolutionary act. and it is gorgeous. and there's a fishman. and now i kind of want to watch it again
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
LA City Council’s City President Marqueece Harris-Dawson says he has been pulled over four times while a member of the council; the most recent was this week. He missed a committee meeting because of the stop, according to him.
Among the questions: “how do you have this vehicle,” according to him.
“I will do it tomorrow,” said Toad. “Today I will take life easy.”
Having a peak 40-something-dad year. Tickets purchased for both Wilco and Black Keys. Wearing New Balances. Can't drink coffee or beer like I used to. Doctor's refiguring my cholesterol medicine. Constantly sick with whatever the Boy has. Frequent household conversations about municipal governance.
Thank god
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strap on your skates, gordie, you're goin' in
Dad's Dad: Newspaperman
Dad's Step-Dad: Lobsterman, educator
Mom's Dad: WWII Vet, ran some fish hatcheries for the State Department
The app that I schedule my haircuts through asked me if I was "enjoying" it. I like that it works but that's all that I need. It's good enough! I don't need a dopamine hit for this transaction.
Hey Gang, Look At All These Classic Covers. They Were All Written By Sergio Aragones!
#marginalmonday #madmagazine
For millions of Americans watching ‘Married … With Children,’ Kelly Bundy was an exemplar of female beauty, but to me I was ‘too plain,’ writes Christina Applegate.
Moon Girl 6 (771)
Burn aside, it was probably converted from its broadcast/editing formatted script to civilian-friendly copy by AI
In recent years, Bilbao has quietly built a cycling network shaped by lessons from the Netherlands: calmed where it can be, protected where it must be, and always comfortable and connected.
The result? You can now pedal across the city on infrastructure made for everyone—not just the fit and brave.
2026: the year of 6 69s!
comedians are all "why do we park in a driveway and drive away anyone who tries to love us?"
I had to stop listening to erotic books on tape. I was getting hard of hearing.
A screencap of a book release page. It says Time Travel for Beginners By Jaclyn Moriarty. TIMER TRAVEL BEGINNER JACLYN, MORIARTY Hardcover $30.00 Available on Aug 04, 2026 544 Pages
holy shit! full kugel brain
A screencap of a goodreads feed showing Billie Gray was reading "Time Travel for Beginners" and indicating that seven hours ago he was on both page 356 and 339
@bearclawbillie.bsky.social two different positions at the same instant?! Billie, I think you need Time Travel for experts!
I had to stop listening to erotic books on tape. I was getting hard of hearing.
state of the
What lurks in Lake Ontario?
Two muppets looking at papers. Text: Grump and Leo, the Corporate Muppets, will wake people up. Muppets Meeting Films provides break and motivational films exclusively for the meeting room. Films can be rented for $150 per reel.
Corporate Muppets, 1984.
From Computer Decisions magazine.
Nancy is crying and shouting "BUT YOU PROMISED ME SHISH KEBAB"
SHISH KEBAB SUNDAY
“No,” peeped Frog, who looked very, very small.
An after hours horny fanfic blog called Ships in the Night
Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,
