Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt
06.03.2026 00:50
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Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt
Aston Martin-Panera Lemonade That Kills You F1
That's not true. But Tokugawa Iemitsu issued the Sakoku Edict in 1635, closing Japan's borders and rigorously limiting international contact, to avoid an interview with Chotiner
Networks are just two computers passing the same packets back and forth while saying "Exaaaaaactly"
silly fun is actually so important
A kitchen counter with a cursed square waffle and cursed waffle iron on it with that “optimally packed 17 squares” layout that is deeply unsettling to look at. The outer parts are aligned to a square but there are 7 squares in the middle at various angles and it looks like complete nonsense but it is in fact the most compact way to store 17 squares in a larger square. I have no idea where this came from and whoever made it should go to jail.
You may not like it, but this is the optimal way to construct a waffle with exactly 17 squares.
A pantograph on an electric vehicle raised to contact overhead power supply set against a deep blue sky
Don't be screwed by high oil prices.
Pantos up!
(PR is my passion)
An image captured from DIESEL POWER ON BRITISH RAILWAYS (1965)
DIESEL POWER ON BRITISH RAILWAYS (1965) | https://player.bfi.org.uk/free/film/watch-diesel-power-on-british-railways-1965-online
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(not the top option, tho.)
it’s one of the options being considered.
lmao you changed yr display handle AFTER i searched, thank you
the chime rings. my spurs clank. I stand in silhouette in the gas station doorway. attendants and customers look up in fear. my shadow falls larger than life upon the roller grill
if the sex is neutral someone’s doing it wrong
trying to find a city named "Neutral" so I can say "Neutral Sex Hotel"
i’m getting a bonus at work and once i do the maths and sell the golf, i might just come out a bit ahead anyway
group DMs and locked accounts, it’s all the people really want
on the one hand maybe this is a stupid time to buy a v8 sedan but on the other hand this might be a great time to buy a v8 sedan that someone’s getting rid of
renting a car that demands premium in LA this last weekend was, uh, more concerning than i expected
if there's a technological lesson from this war so far, it's that internet-connected cameras are a huge liability.
tysons corner
barstow
they’re real good, i’m on a kick lately
just a 3-day, i’ll be back
add sweetened condensed milk for flavour and also for sugar
little tokyo, los angeles: as a metro bus speeds by behind it, a man prepares takoyaki at a small food cart, probably no taller than the man himself when standing. the cart is named “Squidward” and is decorated with backlit images of takoyaki and meat skewers.
didn't try it but i saw the perfect takoyaki cart last weekend
brb doing this
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics
this is what it feels like to post on bluesky
WHAT