Dom and Cats

My instincts when it comes to people are never wrong 🤔

I'm starting to believe the people who say cats are aloof just don't like cats, and the cats know it.

I've had cats my whole life.
THEY'RE ANNOYINGLY CLINGY!
I love the little turds, but within five minutes of sitting down, a cat is ON ME. Every day.

Just messin

Still too many Twat-Adjacent people for my liking

No

Popular people are the absolute worst

I give this a rewatch every few years, it’s still as good as it was 30 years ago.

Also how the heck is it 30 years?!

Oooh yes

I already get ganged up on by the cats though, and I’m concerned a dog would side with them

I sometimes think it would be cool to have a dog

Really wish google would stop showing Reddit posts first in search results. I hate Reddit.

Think I’ve just found him on here… 👀

So now mortgages are going back up as well, because PEDOTUS wants us all to look the other way and forget about the files

Wow. From the little I’ve seen of him on TV I can totally believe that.

🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛💬 wouldn know

*hums “Under the Sea”*

Everything used to be better

I was too young when I read it so a lot of it went over my head and I took so much of it literally 😬

ok boomer

I was going to tweet something about a haircut earlier and it just sent me down a History Today rabbithole from which I’ve yet to return

He has been an inspiration to me since I was about 8

How I typically greet each cat:

Oscar: “How’s my bestest boy?”
Pootle: “Why you so little? Why?”
Posie: “Where’s your collar?”

#cats

My windows and my car appear to have half of the Sahara desert deposited on them

I still think a lot about the fact that Adrian Mole was able to buy a carton of chips and a sachet of soy sauce for 32p.

Simpler times, see...

ffs Christopher, just Google it…! 🙄

Late lunch meal deal from Tesco:
• Prawn Dragon Roll Sushi
• Prawn Cocktail crisps
• Original Coke (they didn’t have prawn flavour)

#prawns 🍤

Yay! I just noticed I hadn’t seen you on here lately 😭 I’m alright ta, it’s a non-stop party on here 🙂

Good lad

I hope he’s singing the theme tune too

Five ways the Iran war could affect you - in charts With fuel and gas prices having risen in recent days, here are some ways the conflict could affect households.

Have a guess how many of the five are positive effects, go on!

No, guess again.

No, guess again.

No, guess again…

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...