Gay & Tonic

Will never be too good for an ice cream sandwich

I want to sit across from someone on a date I did not plan, look at them in the face and know that I'm going to get put through a mattress later.

I want to feel the desire coming off of them in waves and I want to reciprocate it.

Brain [off]

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Absolutely

Need to pick out which baseball games I’m going to this season.

Same smh. I’ve done some on my own doing all the things and hired someone lol.

I want a me, for me 😂

I was just thinking I need to run that back with @ladidadi56.bsky.social there’s one in Jersey.

Also boat + skimpy outfit

Tbh. This is perfect. DIVINE

I have YET to have a romantic partner plan and execute a full picnic for me.

I’m owed!

A lil delulu (non toxic) whirlwind romance as a treat. Bring back the summer fling!

A lil “where you at?” And “come get me” to keep it spicy

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Hide post for me, hide post for me, hide post for me…mute word

I do want to be taken on a date, romantically. Like all planned out. Pick me up or send a car. At least two activities that feel like you really had me in mind. Intention and time. Smooches. Tension. Only lipgloss in my purse. God it is me again!

Cards. Crafts. And conversations flyer for Washington DC. Features a mock playing card and event details available on the link in the original post

By popular demand I’ve added a spades teach-n-learn table that’ll start at 730.

If you’re 30+, Black Lesbian and Queer and trying to vibe, see you there. You can play card games or just chill lol posh.vip/e/cards-craf...

Some days you write 2k words without even noticing and some days (today) it takes you 3 hrs to write 500 words. Writing is dumb omg 💀

Grandparent
Took years 🧍🏽‍♀️

I am adding lusty picnic.
Not public indecency (that’s weird)

But ooozing tension. As well as snacks.

Dates I don’t have to plan with ppl I can kiss in the mouth

Side boob. Underboob. Mesh. Only

A start! Via hoochie extraordinaire @nettawitdahoops.blacksky.app

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😂😂😂

Hoochies to the front please.

Hot girl, hot weather bucket list time.

What should we add?

Stealing list. TYSM

Every time

Well. I was myself.
But like also the less calm version.
I think I did rather well. Considering 💀

He has since grown so I’ll credit that. And apologized. But boi imagine my surprise when I found out ppl were not about that life 💀

Def walked up to him the very first time we met and said “you been talking shit about me on Twitter. What’s up? You got something to say now?”

It was silence. 💚 then and after. 😂

If this is who I think it is lmaooo.

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me anytime I see you say pleasers
.... ADDING to my playlist!

the knee pops made me scream lmaoooo

Cards. Crafts. And conversations flyer for Washington DC. Features a mock playing card and event details available on the link in the original post

By popular demand I’ve added a spades teach-n-learn table that’ll start at 730.

If you’re 30+, Black Lesbian and Queer and trying to vibe, see you there. You can play card games or just chill lol posh.vip/e/cards-craf...

after you establish a paper trail of trying to do the right thing, as a woman, you have to be prepared to do the other thing.

i'm going to tell you what my great grandmothers told us: the law is not coming. you can dig a ditch or be buried in one.