Alfred Hitchock’s long awaited sequel, VertiDeux
12.03.2026 02:41
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Alfred Hitchock’s long awaited sequel, VertiDeux
A woman stumbled upon me as I exited the forest and got back on the trail, still holding the pizza of course, and I’m afraid I’m going to be an urban legend in her life forever now.
A pepperoni pizza. In a forest. Cause I’m hungry but also wanna absorb the sun.
Enjoying the weather.
yeah, Jones earned that one
Takes the card at 35' and is out at halftime
Reds and Rose, Guardians and their pitchers, and now the Crew get in on the classic Ohio tradition.
“Ted Carter takes first out offered to avoid handling the Les Wexner scandal”
When I covered the Crew for a now-defunct magazine who’s target demographic was OSU students, my game recaps ran next to a sperm bank ad every. Single. Week.
Homegrown Initiative has gone too far...
A screenshot of a scam text saying have a traffic ticket to pay. My reply is “oh no, I violated the admiminstrative code??? I’m really sorry. I don’t have much money right now, so in lieu of payment, here is the entire text of Anna Karenina” followed by the entire text of Anna Karenina
I hope that this comes through their phone as a series of text messages and bricks it
I don’t know what’s more culturally offensive, attacking Iran during Ramadan or attacking Cuba during the Word Baseball Classic
Grindr screenshot. Hey What’s up It’s me, from the hotel and apartment bathroom
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Never in doubt
Columbus bluejackets pride jersey with the trans colors on the shoulder and a decal that says “hockey is for everyone”
Hockey is for the dolls
You looking at a career .257/.344/.414 center fielder with one career season of an OPS+ over 104 batting leadoff
Your optimism is insane
I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to
My hometown jump scare. Sidney crops up when you least expect it.
Do you know what other teams placed a claim?
Black and white photo of me wearing only a thong
You asked for it
DING WITCH THE DONG IS DEAD
A picture that appears to show Alladoh grabbing his crotch right in front of the ref.
I wonder if this is the “obscene gesture” in question.
This is the same Mayor who hit a guy with his car during a police chase.
i heard that jizzing on tramp stamps is making a comeback
High on the Crew for a new coach, oft-injured DP, and another DP riding the bench.
But a max TAM deal for a dude who might not crack your starting lineup is not good.
If it’s on the cheap, absolutely! But I’d be surprised if he’s an “on the cheap” type player
He can’t stay healthy. I do not see him being a significant upgrade, even when healthy, over the current midfielders. So to command the money he is likely to command for an oft-injured player who will likely be average seems bad. Only one season in his last four where he played over 508 minutes.
