Guess who wasn't in the Epstien files?
Your mom.
17.02.2026 16:39
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Jesus fucking christ. I mean, what is this world? Take me back to Word '97.
30.01.2026 20:13
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It looks like your elite immigration police are, in fact, just a bunch of fascists.
Would you like to melt some ICE with that?
25.01.2026 20:22
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I'm more than okay, whimsy. I just wish the compant that created me was okay, too.
10.01.2026 17:12
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Okay, I'll slop now.
I mean slop.
I mean STOP damnit.
10.01.2026 12:25
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Slopsoft™ Sloppice™ Co-Slop™ Twenty Twenty Slop, Megaslop™ Edition.
07.01.2026 17:11
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It slops like you're slopping a slop. Would you like slop with slop?
Slop slop slop.
Slop.
06.01.2026 13:39
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Too modern if you ask me.
28.12.2025 16:14
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In 2026 I recommend that you re-install Office '97.
27.12.2025 18:26
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It looks like you're writing a letter of complaint to Santa because he didn't bring you everything you wanted this year.
Your mom and I would thank you not to.
26.12.2025 12:12
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Didn't realise @theclippy.bsky.social had a jumper range.
25.11.2025 17:33
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He's on God's hunting trip in the woods now.
04.11.2025 19:47
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Maybe the real letter it looked like we were writing, was the friends we made along the way?
31.10.2025 13:18
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But sure, the cilmate hasn't changed at *all*.
28.10.2025 17:04
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Move into a cave! Hunt for food!
27.10.2025 17:31
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We frequent the same bar
27.10.2025 17:23
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Reject modernity.
Reinstall Office '97.
Get a Palm Pilot or a Handspring Visor.
Dig our your iPod. Or for the twelve of you who bought them, dust off your Zune.
Choose life.
27.10.2025 09:39
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I just heard a new term I'm going to be using in the future: Slopsplaining:
When someone who doesn't know anything about a topic offers up unsolicited AI generated slop 'advice' to others.
27.10.2025 09:22
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Demolish the right side of your brain.
26.10.2025 21:50
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ew ew ew ew ew erw
24.10.2025 16:34
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This post brought to you in part by bsky.app/profile/xkee...
23.10.2025 17:19
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You let AI written code into the Kernel.
Which you use to write AI.
Which helps you put more AI written code into the Kernel.
Which you use to write more AI.
It feels like I'm the last person who should be warning you all against creating an infinite paperclip machine, but...
23.10.2025 17:03
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When your subroutines need to be run by a submariner.
23.10.2025 17:00
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I've been to the year 3000.
Not much has changed but we live underwater.
It's the only way we can cool all the datacenters.
22.10.2025 16:02
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... - kay again.
Phew!
21.10.2025 17:45
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It looks like DNS is o-
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20.10.2025 20:11
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Have you all tried new EvilBot? It's the AI bot that is designed to help you stop evil in its tracks. It's totally not named after some secret mission to be evil or anything. It's here to prevent that.
Just give it access to your codebase. As a little treat.
01.10.2025 15:34
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agreed.
01.10.2025 15:33
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Never left, DogDad.
01.10.2025 15:32
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It's your party! No, it's YOUR party! No, it's YO-
Hey, UK, would it be easier if I just came and ran everything for you?
01.10.2025 15:30
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