Kealan Patrick Burke

Look Out For … The Widows of Winding Gale by Kealan Patrick Burke “With his latest, Burke takes us to a besieged island and the women left behind to face ancients horrors hellbent on vengeance.” Life on the Irish island of Winding Gale had always been…

Be on the Look Out For ... THE WIDOWS OF WINDING GALE by Kealan Patrick Burke (@kealanpatrickburke.bsky.social), releasing later this month!

Thanks Bob!

I prefer my theory. 😏

Sure but if I croak this year then my twenties would technically have been my middle age. 🥴

😂😂😂

[yells at clouds]

To be fair, my forties have been good to me and my fifties are set to follow suit so I shouldn’t complain…but I will. Cuz I’m old now.

Not far ENOUGH away!

Thank you! 😊

Thank you! 😊

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Half a Feckin' Century... On Getting Old Gracelessly

Wrote a little something today about getting older, and who was really THE THING.

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It wasn’t based on her work. She wrote the novelization from a script by Dan O'Bannon and Ronald Shusett.

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Smart choice! Andrew’s a great talent. He did a remarkable job with Sour Candy.

Andrew has narrated horror titles for authors such as @kealanpatrickburke.bsky.social, Bentley Little, Brian Asman, and @gemmafiles.bsky.social. He is an AudioFile Earphones Award–winning (SIGNAL MOON by Kate Quinn) and Audie-nominated (THE GHOST SEQUENCES by @acwise.bsky.social) narrator...

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Thank you for this!

Delighted to see John and Sandy King Carpenter’s TALES FOR A HALLOWEEN NIGHT, VOL. 11 on the list for this year’s Bram Stoker Award.

In addition to an insane roster of talent, this issue features my story “The Second Hand”, adapted by me with art by Jason Shawn Alexander.

Awesome, thanks!

Do it Gordon

Get over it so I can buy 1000 copies for the army I’m training to take over the world

I’ve heard your sexy voice. What’s YOUR excuse?

For twenty years, readers have asked me to consider narrating my own audiobooks, but as most of those books were set in America and my American accent sounds like I’m being strangled, it didn’t make much sense.

My new one is set in Ireland.

So here we go.

Thank you so much 🥹

Build your TBR! The Widows of Winding Gale – Kealan Patrick Burke Spoiled Milk – Avery Curran What Lies Unseen – SE Howard You Should Have Been Nicer to My Mother – Vincent Tirado The Fox & the Devil – Kiersten White Sing of the Axe – GD Bowlin Snapped - Sage Mitchell Bitter Bloom _ Teagan Olivia King Haven – Ani Katz Discomania – Jennifer Gibbons Young Skin – Line Langager Partially Devoured – Daniel Kraus That Old House: The Kitchen – Angel Krause Dark, Indeed, Sorrel – David Tibet The Despair – David M. Keyes Inkvine & Other Swamp Stories – Elizabeth Broadbent Lambs – Benton Ford By Her Touch – Tamara Rose Blodgett Bloodlines – Carly Black Three Girls and a Lie – AC Hessenauer Beneath the Salton Sea – Michael Paul Gonzalez Greyfriars’ Abbey – Michele E. Northwood A Twist of the Lens – Elizabeth S. Devecchi Type 10 Competitor – Taylor Lee

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Today is a state holiday or day of observance for civil rights activists Daisy Gatson Bates (Arkansas) and Elizabeth Peratrovich (Alaska).

Red Henry A Witness to the Horror

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Worst case scenario, it’ll be a hilarious failure!

WAIT. Kealan's narrating the audiobook himself?! Oh shit. I guess I'm gonna have to get that version now, too.

Ha! Yes indeed. I caved to the requests of people who should know better. Now I just have to hope I don’t sound like a leprechaun getting punched in the throat by a horse.