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Is she watching Silence of the Lambs?

26.10.2025 05:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A mystery for the ages

13.09.2025 00:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mount Rushmore would not be on my Mount Rushmore of national memorials

04.08.2025 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

reposting to my 2 real followers, one of whom is yourself

29.06.2025 22:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Justice prevails

www.nytimes.com/2025/06/21/y...

29.06.2025 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Convince your friends you bought a house by posting a photo of a random key in front of a pizza box on a table in an empty room

20.05.2025 05:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and yet PETA is silent about tape made out of duck? interesting

07.03.2025 02:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 5147 ๐Ÿ” 421 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 228 ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

The wonderful thing about sourdough starter is not that you can make bread with it, it's that you can tell people that it's 400 years old and they will believe you

16.02.2025 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Made three fried eggs for breakfast today and I will never financially recover from this

12.02.2025 23:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the fact that you call a man "Mister" and yet his pee always comes out as a stream. disappointing

19.12.2024 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

blasphemy

04.12.2024 19:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0