Archie

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

A PDA log message from the game System Shock 2. This one appears to be from ASALIE. It reads; "There seems to be a misconception among medical staff that empty autoinjectors belong on the floor. They do not. Clean up your own sharps, or the next one I see - so help me you useless bitches - is going right up someone's ass."

I don't know what game this is, but importing the Space Marine 2 character models into it was genius.

Smooch........ with he....??..??..... surely not, it could not be........ unless.... ...... ..,,.,

One of my absolute favourite Archie <3

Imagining a trench soldier, looking at me horrified, whilst I look at him clueless to my war-ravaged surroundings throwing signs and dancing to a song in my head [I am in mortal peril]

anthro black and white fox in an awesome loud scene fit! rainbow belt, checkered belt, crop top, purple and pink arm warmers on as he throws out a peace sign with a wink! the overall piece has lots of purple and blues.

"where the party at?!" dude I AM the party

A sketch page with 3 images of Archie, the black and white anthro fox. Starting top left, a headshot of him sipping tea! Beside it, a waist-up of him yapping and chatting. Finally at the bottom, a full body of Archie relaxing on his back, looking up at the sky.

Yapping Archie!!~!~! He's so real for this.
By the wonderful @strayserval.bsky.social! They make such amazing creatures on my screen :3

Dr Hydra writes this into my patient notes (I am also stupid and gay)

antics and malarkey to ensue, I fear

Get more than 5 hours sleep

Grrrwwrrwr. Aaack-ackhhhgh aaaaaaaa!!!

🫂 you're amazing and have been amazing
Don't let 'The Bastards'™️ grind you down!!

some style difference in these but they still match :)

All alone on a Friday night? God you're pathetic. >;3
[Thank you!! <3]

Archie

have some old ave sketches

Yoooo so true!! I've always been trying to get @halibernight.bsky.social to watch it with me :3

;3

A gouache painting; portrait of a red fox character wearing a green jacket and red scarf, looking at the viewer. In the background there is space scenery, with a big starburst and stars dotted about

stellar

a wise shitpost once quoth;
Hey friend listen. I know the world is scary right now, but... it's gunna get way worse.

My characters Avelus and Vicidia smoking cigarettes, the tips touching while Ave smiles at her

tension tension tension

Attention Piotr Musiał; stop uploading remixes of your OSTs to Spotify!! The O stands for original!! I can hear the difference, you charlatan!!! >:C

(The boyfriend screams back)

So true for this
#2 for me is 'Become fruitier'

I think it is glitching autocorrecting to ‘glorching’

Girl, I am losing my mind

Went to WAFF! A local Australian furcon. Was lots of fun!
There were a bunch of really cool fursuiters who I got some photos of and with!
I really want a partial suit.

Also, one of the organisers was called Archie as well - confused me once or twice!

<3

So I've moved recently, and had to leave my keyboard piano behind. For the first time in what must be like 15 years, I've had the desire to play and not been able to!

I gotta get a new piano.