He already did a whole speech where he called Greenland "Iceland," does that count?

Omg, I didn't think I could love Vinnie the P more than I already did!

I have the cookbook he wrote with his wife, and it's SO GOOD. (No cat recipes.)

True! Our Lady, Queen of the Angels, of the River of Porciuncula, and then right over the hills -- Tarzan Town.

This makes so much sense. It's why he proposes something both obvious and stupid, like insisting that California dump water from its reservoirs -- he just figures it didn't occur to anyone else to do it.

I desperately want a giant jug of red-eye.

What an absolute piece of shit.

EYYYY!

Why doesn't he just rub some raw milk on it?

I think I would have known the name Frank Sinatra. Not sure about Miles or Louis Armstrong.

Wow, Megan has succumbed to the massive hair-extension epidemic, I see.

Have these kids not seen Lilo & Stitch?

She's coming for you!

Why ... why, exactly, did she have a green foot?

Yep. Regular people don't seem real to them.

He doesn't care. He'll be dead by then and the rest of us aren't him.

So PEOPLE can be blown up. He and Hegseth have both been salivating with eagerness to kill as many Iranian civilians as possible.

Nine of them!

Going to the opera tomorrow! Absurdly excited about seeing Akhnaten.

Ok this looks like an incredibly cool book and now I feel like I have gained something by following the breadcrumb trail of idiocy that is the initial post. Thank you!

OMG 😍 I would sign up for this purely based on a scene written by you on the set of fucking GWTW.

Omg, a spooky cabin in the woods AND Old Hollywood!? I need this book!

Me too. But even when I have the image search set to exclude AI, it still shows me a bunch of slop because it can't tell. At least it let me turn off its own AI features pretty easily.

He totally is.

I WILL NOT HAVE ANY FUN UNTIL WE HAVE WORLD PEACE HOW DARE YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE SIR.

I'm so here for the wolf they/them.

Yep. Vaccination is not magic, it's just a way of telling your immune system to make antibodies. And some people's immune systems aren't capable of responding. That's why "herd immunity" is so important.

Where are the people who wash his dishes and water his vegetable garden supposed to live?

Milkshake kakapo is indifferent to human suffering.

The chances that he will do any of this is zero. Just another grift.

You just hurt Tommy Tuberville's feelings.