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Making Wrestling Sh*tposts and Mid-Level Commentary Cause Dating Is Hard, Y’all! Anyways, you’ve probably seen my work on Botchamania!

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If there’s one part of the Constitution and its Amendments that everyone in the US understands and holds sacred, it’s the First Amendment. Free speech may be the only value we all agree on.

If you tell us something was censored, no matter what it is, we will trip over our feet running to see it.

23.12.2025 01:01 👍 877 🔁 102 💬 19 📌 0
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Well, it was fun while it lasted #SummerSlam #WWE #WrestleSky

04.08.2025 02:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Jelly Roll and his Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day!

#summerslam #WWE #wrestlesky

03.08.2025 03:46 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

After #AEW recognized the passing of Hulk’s death:

Marks: “But where’s the card at the end with Hulk Hogan’s face?”

Tony: “HE NEVER WRESTLED FOR US! IM NOT PAYING FOR GETTY IMAGES FOR THE RIGHTS TO A RANDOM PICTURE! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MJF & OKADA’S CONTRACTS ARE WORTH!”

#WrestleSky

27.07.2025 00:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Let’s remember a true American legend!

#HulkHogan #ChuckMangione #WrestleSky #meme

24.07.2025 19:16 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Tony Khan has either switched to a more economical sustainable cocaine or he’s finally learn how to book long term storylines.

I’m open to both being correct.

#AllInTexas #WrestleSky

12.07.2025 21:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t explain the levels of pettiness, creativity and uniqueness ever seen before for entrances to a tag team team match!

It’s a vibe.

#AllInTexas #WrestleSky

12.07.2025 21:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If Swerve Strickland’s entrance isn’t a GTA VI ad, we riot!!!

#AllInTexas #AEW #WrestleSky

12.07.2025 20:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Never in my lifetime would I have ever said that my wrestling chatroom would talk about TNA during AEW/NXT PPV/PLE WAR!

I gotta lay off the weed!!!

#WrestleSky

12.07.2025 20:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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You can steal catch deals at Target…just saying!

#TheGreatAmericanBash #AllInTexas #WrestleSky

12.07.2025 20:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So we have 2 former AEW talents going after titles during an excellent Battle Royal!

These are the counter programming moments wrestling fans live for!

#TheGreatAmericanBash #AllInTexas #WrestleSky

12.07.2025 19:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The beauty of #AEW:

WWE gave him a trampoline and special lighting and couldn’t get him over.

But Mistico and his theme ….chef’s kiss!

#AllInTexas #WrestleSky

12.07.2025 19:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I don’t like the fact that we have a side with Hologram, Stone Pitbull, and Kyle Rylie but the guy who gets the biggest pop is The Rizzler!

Side note: I can’t wait for Big Justice to turn on The Rizzler! I smell money!

#Aew #AllInTexas #WrestleSky

12.07.2025 18:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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YOU GET AN IRON CLAW!

AND YOU GET AN IRON CLAW!!!

EVERYONE GETS AN IRON CLAW!!!!!!

#Aew #AllInTexas #WrestleSky

12.07.2025 18:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would hate to be the closed captioned operator trying to type in all the things Mark Briscoe just said….but then think about the person who is trying to read it in real time.

#AEWDynamite #WrestleSky

10.07.2025 01:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We hurt people!

Naw, son!

Lashley and Benjamin hurt people. MJF retriggers painful mental traumas!

They hurt people. He scars them!

#AEWDynamite #WrestleSky

10.07.2025 01:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bron Breaker hates the fact the Universe roots for somebody who looks unhealthy and doesn’t play sports!

In defense of the Universe, Towza can dance!

#WWERaw #WrestleSky

08.07.2025 00:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No Slim Jim tables in Saudi Arabia.

Apparently, the country has standards when it comes to advertising

#NightofChampions #WrestleSky

28.06.2025 18:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THIS IS NOT A PREDICTION…THIS IS A SPOILER!!!

Karrion Kross wins dirty over Sami Zayn.

Sami is the de facto “hometown guy” which makes this a prime opportunity to get some heat on KK. That heat hopefully will carry back over to the States and give him some momentum.

#NightofChampions #Wrestlesky

28.06.2025 16:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sin Cara doing work tonight!

#AEWgrandslammexico #wrestlingsky

19.06.2025 01:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Mystico’s Theme to Mexican audiences is Jericho’s Fozzy Theme for global audiences

#AEWGrandSlamMexico #WrestleSky

19.06.2025 01:03 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Wait…you mean you can a multi man tag match without everybody on the apron?

Mexico is really showing us the new way!
#GrandSlamMexico #WrestleSky

19.06.2025 00:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How devastating is Liv Morgan’s injury?

I just heard Dirty Dom is having trouble reading the directions to make Dino nuggets in the air fryer.

#WWE #Wrestlesky

17.06.2025 18:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The two people who have legitimate rematches in hand for a world title are now facing off for a shot to win an opportunity af a World Title Shot.

Make it make sense! #WWERaw #WrestleSky

17.06.2025 02:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My dilemma: now I have to root for a Niners fan to beat a chick in a Bears jacket in Packers Country.

We couldn’t get Chelsea Green for a night as a neutral (or a regular Seahawks fan)?

#WWERaw #WrestleSky

17.06.2025 01:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Remember when it was just Corey and Michael on commentary on Monday nights and things were great….

…then that man whore McAfee had to ruin everything!

#WWERaw #WrestleSky

17.06.2025 01:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess, at the end of the day, even when they told you well in advance, nobody is ready for Asuka!

#WWERAW #Wrestlesky

17.06.2025 00:40 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait, are we (kayfabing) booing this man because he gets to snuggle with Liv Morgan?

#raw #wrestlesky

17.06.2025 00:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So, when Logan Paul becomes a world champion, we’re all good with him opening Raw as “Monday Night Logan”?

#Raw #WrestleSky

17.06.2025 00:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

John Cena is a g*d damn psychopath!

That’s the message.

#smackdown #WrestleSky

14.06.2025 00:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0