I have Paramount+ with ads. It’s mostly annoying, but I gotta admit that “first officer’s log—MENOPAUSE DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A MYSTERY” was pretty funny.
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I have Paramount+ with ads. It’s mostly annoying, but I gotta admit that “first officer’s log—MENOPAUSE DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A MYSTERY” was pretty funny.
Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation is posed with his back to the viewer and a hand on his hip, with lyrics from Sabrina Carpenter’s song, Espresso: “I can’t relate to desperation / My ‘give a fucks’ are on vacation”.
Lore from Star Trek: The Next Generation is posed in his Borg King outfit, making an obscene hand gesture with lyrics from Sabrina Carpenter’s song, Espresso: “Ooh, he looks so cute wrapped around my finger / My twisted humor, make him laugh so often”.
B-4 from Star Trek: Nemesis is posed with his ankles crossed, holding a flower in front of his crotch with (you guessed it) lyrics from Sabrina Carpenter’s song, Espresso: “My honeybee / Come and get this pollen!”
☕️Espresso☕️
The Next Generation/Nemesis✨2024✨Data, Lore, and B-4
(I don’t think Tumblr fully appreciated the innuendos in these…so I am putting them here too! 😏💛✨)
I’m sorry that happened to you. 😢💛✨
I imagine something along the lines of, “that would not be appropriate given the current company. But perhaps if we were dining with [some other alien species]! [Interesting fact about this alien species’ cultural norms around ingesting sexual fluids].” 😂💛✨
I can only really imagine he smells like an unwashed sex toy. Like, mostly silicone, lube, and heat! 👀💛✨
Hair ON his ass…
INSTANT LONG-HAIRED DATA! Hair down to his ass!
It’s a good “knocked on my ass,” though! Mostly just sleepy. 😴💛✨
Woah. I haven’t felt this knocked the fuck on my ass in a WHILE. 😮💨💛✨
Conferences are GREAT (I can’t wait to go home and nap).
It’s still open for another 2.5 weeks! 😉💛✨
You’re right! THIS Lafayette has periods. 😮💨💛✨
May I humbly direct your attention to this? 🥺👉👈
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Thanks, Randy! 🥹💛✨
THE MARQUIS DE LAFAYETTE NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH PERIODS.
You can’t do this to meeeeee. I have so much stuff to get done today. 😮💨💛✨
No takers this time? That’s okay! Next time. 👀💛✨
Finished this, will post eventually - I just really like the face 😌🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
(For @mostly-natm.bsky.social DTIYS)
I want to EAT them. They’re giving hard candy vibes. 🤤💛✨
Noooooooo. 😭💛✨
Next time!
UNO TONIGHT! 7:30PM CST. 😉💛✨
Being horny on your period is a whole different beast. 😮💨💛✨
Hey, “needy” works too! 😉💛✨
Beverly Crusher, Deanna Troi, Tasha Yar, Ro Laren, and Dadi are all having a sleepover! Tasha is holding Dadi’s hand and saying, “I LOVE this color!” Deanna, who is painting Dadi’s nails, is replying, “It’s from Betazed! The color reflects the mood of the wearer!” The mood of the piece is cozy, intimate, and a little sexy.
💅Girls’ Night💅
The Next Generation✨2025
Happy International Women’s Day to all, and to all a good night!
You know who’s really hot, actually? The parents from Spy Kids. 😍💛✨
(Pink!)
I love that they’re looking a little older by your hand, too! I guess I haven’t thought about how old they should be, but I like your portrayal! 👀💛✨
