Al Foote (fka Snarkington P Bear)

These champagne flutes of room temperature milk make Beavis and Butthead look like Marie and Pierre Curie

Murphy: I have great sympathy for our soldiers and our military leaders they are being given directions by a senile old man who is losing his mind. And so it's no surprise that this war is going horribly

Why is Dorothy in the La Brea tar pits?

Agree on all points, but especially 1 - 4.

It's so cute when they try to wear daddy's shoes!

Husted wants to know why poor people aren't eating cake!

Can't wait!

This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

@kathryntewson.bsky.social more grist for the mill.

Ooh, THAT’S a porkie!

Juan de Fuca! A great strait.

Oooh, Melania better watch her back!

We could have had Joe or Kamala... Imagine how boring the world could have been!

OK, but what the horror is this face?!?

Clowns wear clown shoes.

Kennedy: Blue-skee rhymes with Russki! I'm dunking, as the kids say.

C'mon, Akiva, the Russians are every bit as trustworthy as the esteemed members of the GOP.

Basic stats... that's what I think based on how I feel about a given topic, right?

So white...

I read that as LSD, and it still tracks.

And she STILL can’t (won’t) pronounce Kamala’s name correctly…

My true love and I think about this constantly!

Lou lou! Y'all are supposed to be keeping things chill out there!

When they no longer benefit from it.

It's getting harder and harder to think they aren't all deplorable.

He earned his being primaried long before this. But definitely add it to the list!

I don't think anyone is assuming that. But I think you are being disingenuous if you can't acknowledge that creating a 100 page filing without AI is going to take longer that creating one with, whether you are speaking, typing, writing or doing semaphore.

Girl needs to get out in the sun! She's looking PALE!

When 9CL goes public domain, people will revel in drawing them modestly clothed, in normal situations with fully drawn backgrounds, making non-sexual jokes.

Hey #Pixar, Pete Doctor needs a new job.