Fabritzio Fabricato (Satire)

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Right-Right-Right!💨🚬

The Hits just keep rolling in! 📀🎶🪩💃🕺💸💸💸

Pretty sure when they started imposing this idiocy they assured a bunch of judges that they would be able to refund the money with no problem if it ever came to that.

George Tonks Saw Something. The Evidence Proves He Was Telling the Truth Forty Years of Silence: The Chicago Survivor Who Named Wexner Before the World Did

One of many reasons billionaires should not exist.

Such vast wealth can't be honestly earned and inevitable leads to psychosis.

George Tonks Saw Something. The Evidence Proves He Was Telling the Truth Forty Years of Silence: The Chicago Survivor Who Named Wexner Before the World Did

George Tonks Saw Something. The Evidence Proves He Was Telling the Truth
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She's gone... kind of. But her evil will reek for decades.

What Kristi Noem has done marks her as a villain with few peers in America’s long story.

Opinion | Trump Is Playing Rope-a-Dope With Elite Law Firms

Good piece on the law firms that caved in to Trump’s bullying.

He just wants to break the world.

Noem is gone, sort of, but there are lessons to be learned from her tenure, how she was fired, and why it didn’t happen earlier, why the Senate confirmed her in the first place, that we can”t afford to ignore joycevance.substack.com/p/fired-but-...

Avert! 🤘🏼

More proof that Trump is "underpants gnoming" his way through this. I could write an entire article on this, but the BLUF is Iranian leadership !@#ing hates the US, and without boots on the ground there's no way they'll agree to maximalist US terms. We cannot bomb them into surrender... unless

#PedophileGOP
#PedophileTrump
#MurdererTrump

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Netanyahu and his fellow murderous hawks need to be reigned in or it will eventually destroy the viability of Israel and the safety of Jews everywhere.

#iranwar

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... just the sheets.

Do we expect the DHS secretary to know “the details” of every case in the country? Of course not. But we should expect her to care about them.

The latest edition of Huddled Masses from @adriancarrasquillo.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/47tOPIl

“Golden Age,” if you own the mine, but not if you own the shovel.

Stash Patel will surely be shown to be worse offender of all.

They told me if I voted for Kamala there'd be high inflation, high unemployment and endless wars. Turns out they were right.

Meme

My portfolio chart looks like it’s trying to reach the center of the Earth.

“If you vote for Kamala there’ll be high inflation, unemployment, and endless wars.”

Kristi Noem Broke Trump’s No. 1 Rule Never, ever, EVER blame the boss.

Kristi Noem Broke Trump’s No. 1 Rule
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EXCLUSIVE: The FBI's Secret Stash Finally Uncovered For a generation, the FBI has kept a second set of books called 'prohibited access' files. After a long fight, they're finally being examined.

EXCLUSIVE: The FBI's Secret Stash Finally Uncovered
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What this really means is that you are giving Trump and Hegseth what they want, to do whatever they want.