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@schwarzebar

Big, Black and fuzzy in Chicago. ๐ŸŽถ I just wanna lay in ya hair ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŽฎ ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ โ›“๏ธ ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿ’ป

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No this is HORNTY. ๐Ÿคค My whole diet is just chicken breasts with various dips.

07.03.2026 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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52: โœŒ๐Ÿพ

07.03.2026 07:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 96 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Baby I found this last month and I swear my skin cleared up.

06.03.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the best mashup of the last decade. My god.

06.03.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s definitely doing something over hereโ€ฆ๐Ÿคค

06.03.2026 06:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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51: I was having a 90s chain moment.

06.03.2026 06:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 201 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Update: Dragged myself back in the house because because the creative train hit harder than the gym train, but shit is getting done.

I'm got my home Apple+ workout as a backup.

05.03.2026 18:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Booty Butt Cheeks is the best motivator.

05.03.2026 18:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is great framing - thank you. Iโ€™ve dragged myself to the bus to the gym.

05.03.2026 16:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need to finish my business website today but I also need to go to the gym but I also have DnD at 6 and because of that I cannot do anything at all until 5:30 so Iโ€™ll be in the bed playing Balatro with the blackout shades down.

Someone please come kick me in the ass.

05.03.2026 15:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuckโ€ฆNow Iโ€™m horny and hungry. I gotta make breakfast asapโ€ฆ

05.03.2026 15:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Submissive and breedable? ๐Ÿฅฐ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคค

05.03.2026 06:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bush is a further sign that you are a man of taste. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ

Alsoโ€ฆ

05.03.2026 06:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To another year around the sun ๐Ÿฅ‚ ๐ŸŽ‚

05.03.2026 06:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Always look for the signs!

05.03.2026 02:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is unhinged behavior and also the spelling is upsetting to me and my homegirl.

05.03.2026 00:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is a direct correlation between the pixelation of a gay app photo and the shittiness of the lay.

05.03.2026 00:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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50: Fifty photo check-ins. Still job hunting. Someone employ me already; my feet are too fucked up for OnlyFans so imma have to rely on my personality or my skills.

Maybe my titsโ€ฆ

05.03.2026 00:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 65 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Is anyone else in an Ouroburos of endless woof loops on Chonk Club or is that just me?

04.03.2026 14:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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49/51: Off Day mentally. Not being able to go to dance classes due to my foot still healing is depressing the fuck out of me. Itโ€™s been almost 5 months.

Weightifting is like taking a daily medication; I know itโ€™s good for me but I donโ€™t find it enjoyable. Dance is where I can truly let go.

04.03.2026 07:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 43 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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48/50: Today was damn good for a Monday.

03.03.2026 06:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 87 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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47/49: Time to get this week started

02.03.2026 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 82 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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46/48: Iโ€™m currently 1/3 chicken, 1/3 waffle, 1/3 Dussรฉ. Houston is cute.

01.03.2026 04:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 92 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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45/47: Flex Friday and Pit Tax 2 piece combo from HTX. Yeehaw.

28.02.2026 06:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 62 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think Iโ€™ll have a little late night menty b, as a snack

28.02.2026 06:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actually in route there now ๐Ÿค 

27.02.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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44/46: I should have been in bed 3 hours ago. I have a flight!

27.02.2026 08:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 78 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every night i am torn between the desire to delete all social media and go off the grid OR post a cumshot video with sound and face

27.02.2026 06:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 63 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah - this is โœจ exactly โœจ how a fitted tee should fit

26.02.2026 18:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(I had to google it. It was aโ€ฆTrue Lie)

What they could do is avoid telling me how much they love Black Dick (tm) right after my Oscar winning fake orgasm performance so I can leave. Weโ€™re all just liars so they donโ€™t need to tell me that.

26.02.2026 15:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0