Just to add to the rest of this shit show, the Makers Festival was a total scam. Overpriced and really disappointing.
How do these "festival" organisers always manage to get it sooo wrong? They don't plan for basic things on the day, or think long term. Just money, now.
And actually fart, obviously
Would you not tell fart jokes and pull weird faces all day and have fake pants that fell down instead of just telling them to "smile" if you were a primary school photographer. Wasted opportunity.
Age verification?
I have Coldplay CDs, from back when they wrote their own songs.
How very dare you! Saucy wench, indeed! Hmph.
That just describes a kid getting pocket money for doing chores, actually. Hmm.
Weird "family" dynamics when you have to do stuff they tell you to and they pay you for it but, ok
MUST WATCH: "Cultural Nihilism and the Rise of The Grifter" by Jarrett Moore youtu.be/Qjna7PROMZ8?...
The current state of play with the enshittification of everything in our chronically online meme'd to death media dystopia.
Person 1 on phone, smiling: I'm coming over Person 2 on phone, smiling: Will you be long? Person 1, still smiling, reclining on couch now in full length shot with silly stretched out overly long legs: Yes
Because it's time to bring this badly cropped gem back
Future roasted, for some of us
People will literally do as little as they can get away with and not a thing more with their precious time. Unless it's to tell others on the "team" how they worked late last night (after doing nothing at all for days).
Broke the code, man.
😢
Can think of a few people I know irl who should REALLY watch Apple Cider Vinegar on Netflix but they won't because reality would cause their wellfluenced worlds to implode
Extreme greedsters have principles besides greed?
Don't forget the kale and blueberries. And positive thoughts 👍
I still have a special place in my heart for Kumospace though. It kind of works.
He only takes out the trash though
What kind of running shoes do you wear?
Screen grab of the summary of Wikipedia entry for the suburb of Karenpark in South Africa, showing a map and a street view photo. The copy reads: "Karenpark is a suburb of Akasia in Gauteng, South Africa. It is situated to the north west of the Pretoria CBD and at the south western corner of Akasia. It used to be a predominantly Afrikaans speaking suburb for many young white residents, but the demography has changed since the end of apartheid in 1994." Here's the link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karenpark
Guys I think I've found my spiritual home
KARENPARK
WHAT FUCK
A cool guide to knowing what a raised hand means 👍
Photo of a beautiful white goat standing on her hind legs to peer down over the edge of a wooden platform leaning against a stall wall.
Someone tucked some trash back there so the goats wouldn’t try to eat it before she had a chance to take it to the dumpster, but Pixie is 110% committed to solving the Mystery of the Forbidden Treat.
Yep and yep. Trying to preserve the unequal status quo. Poor should stay poor.
"What we have here is a system of giving that is based on your network – who you know, how wealthy your network is"
Tsek, man.
*therian
A nightmare job, surely?! How'd you get the feckers to agree on what must be HARVESTED???
I have just learned of the existence of GRAPHIC HARVESTER as a job and my life is forever changed by this information.
www.graphicharvest.co.za/graphic-harv...
🤯
I think I just found my epitaph.
Ceaseless cringe ⚰⚰⚰
Radio Paradise again with the music I wouldn't have otherwise known existed - (revived) 1970s Zamrock band W.I.T.C.H 🎸 🎵 🥁
You're welcome! (show us yer bum!)
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