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You're right if these guys knew how many versions of Tower of Druaga I've beaten they'd hurl

Claurette's happy place

Please continue to follow me thought for MY limp dicked geek references however I know you all love your Actraiser!

Obviously not actually the maddest I was in my life but the fucking audacity I think he was probably mad that a comic that wasn't just limp dicked geek references had recognition from like, Simpsons writers and Time Magazine

Tisl and Dexter talking about the kinds of sex clown there are.

Touching up chapter 12 for the collection.

In the end- I’ll wipe my ass with *anything*

The Maddest I think I ever was in my life was Scott Kurtz going off on Achewood like this on a podcast and the hosts were like “well, haha, I *like* it but I guess I couldn’t say *why* I like it” and I was sitting there like, you worm, think for a second come up with a reason it’s not that hard

Like ohhh booo hooo I didn’t know who Karl Lagerfeld was and it took me out of the comic, man no wonder everyone sucks these days

“Oh people only like Achewood because they think it makes them look smart” eat shit Scott Kurtz I got a 105 IQ and can appreciate some broad conversational humor, like Fraiser the references aren’t the point, the characters are.

It was all about that Achewood baby

“Ahhhwahhhaa well I can see why that’s clever!”

Penny Arcade, XKCD, CTRL-ALT-DEL and Something Awful are like the Four Horsemen of “I am in college and someone I know IRL thinks they are showing me something I will definitely like and now I have to choose which fake laugh I am going to use”

And then Questlove would be sitting there like King of Prince Land even though he’s like “oh well I only acknowledge 1978-1988” (which yes is his best decade but ignoring the 90’s and claiming to be THE Prince fan is fucking insane)

But for real welcome back to the canon Sonia sorry I busted about 30 nuts to your promotional art back in the day

Great they for sure re-canonized Sonia Belmont and my only friend that likes Castlevania thought Batman Begins was leading in to Batman ‘89 I’m gonna have to make a goddamn chart

squanal

Kinda weird that the US elite is full of child molesters flying to pedophile island but if a poor artist ages Sailor Moon up to 18 to sell porn to anime fans she gets obliterated from the internet

With what's going on with Subscribestar, it's a good moment to remind you all of something:

Free speech also includes speech you don't agree with, and freedom of artistic expression also includes art you find horrible or disgusting.

And if you go: "Yeah I agree! However-"

Then you don't agree!

That’s just peachy.

Honestly just never say "I mean, yeah, but-" to me it makes me want to punch you and myself in whatever genital we each have (no offense to any of the people on here who have dropped a "I mean, yeah, but-" on me well okay a little offense)

If any response to this starts with a “I mean, yeah, but-“ put away those typing fingers and get to work on degreasing this sack it should take HOURS

I’m a pretty big Don’t Panic advocate but so many things people have been “hysterical” about recently have panned out to be pretty actually fucking bad so if you must roll your eyes please see if you can do it while sucking on my greasey balls

I think a huge amount of furries don't realize how much of the world still thinks that they're just a fig leaf for actual IRL bestiality

Saw a "hear me out" post about Nick Wilde from Zootopia go viral and tons of responses like "HE'S LITERALLY AN ANIMAL??"
stop assuming your kink is safe from them

From James Boy Advance to I can't think of a way to follow that because I am cumming

updated her face a bit, redrew her eye and stuff to kinda match the angle a little better

2016 to 2026, crazy how fast the time goes 💗

The state of the internet is a bunch of people who are on record as having raped children telling you that artistic expression is immoral.

Getting to feel hopeless w/ all the news and seeing so many ppl on here talking about 'what's the point of calling' and 'well everyone else is calling so *I* don't have to call' whenever this stuff happens.

Please take it seriously. Call paypros. Call your reps. We need help NOW.

We still have the thread about fucking Judy Hopps's mouth in the subforum for the Zooropa album I figure the guys need SOME outlet

Commission 🙏