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Personal Assistant to Revna the Diva Dog. Alaskan, woodsman, wanderer, graphic artist, photographer, and Sasquatch seeker. Used to jump out of planes & do stuff. Leader of Velocipedist Laboratories. Now with all the not fun parts of Deadpool.

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Pickles. Of all the ferments, pickles are my favorite. Borosilicate weights are a good investment. Inexpensive, fit into a mason jar.

14.03.2026 09:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry. Neck and shoulder pain is the worst. Been having a bit of that myself for the last couple a weeks. Hope it subsides soon. It’s giving me a little break right now, and it is glorious. Here’s to hoping you get some relief soon.

14.03.2026 09:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Carmen Mansilla (Spanish, b.1962)
"The Absinthe Drinker," 2024
Oil on linen
100 x 81 cm

#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

13.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning all! Breakfast time.

🎨Henri Matisse - Le Petit Déjeuner

#art #food

14.03.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 237 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Boy do I relate to that. Hope it gets better.

14.03.2026 07:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Rectangular wooden sculpture with rectangular stained glass inlay in rainbow colours, the artwork is sited on a beach on wet sand which reflects the colours of the glass

Rectangular wooden sculpture with rectangular stained glass inlay in rainbow colours, the artwork is sited on a beach on wet sand which reflects the colours of the glass

Louise V Durham, stained glass and driftwood sculpture, Shoreham by Sea, UK #WomensArt

14.03.2026 07:45 πŸ‘ 783 πŸ” 127 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
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A more honest and accurate headline would be:

"Trump assured massive profits to fuel Putin's war on Europe while simultaneously paying off oil execs who bankrolled his campaign."

14.03.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 1219 πŸ” 495 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 20
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πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ Obviously, from Threads.

14.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
A cat in the foreground of a print showing two women gazing at a volcano in bathing suits

A cat in the foreground of a print showing two women gazing at a volcano in bathing suits

photo I took of one of the prints at the contemporary woodblock print exhibit at Portland Japanese Garden right now, Aya Morton, Summer by Mt Jefferson

14.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Totally… you can just cut them into chunks too. I usually cut mine into bite-sized chunks for salad. I also eat them as they come out of the can though… sometimes on a slice of bread.

14.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Fork… Go with the fork. It also goes well with potatoes to kind of soak up the juice. Smash those potatoes down to soak up the juice… maybe have a nice schnitzel with it. You will be playing the accordion and making fun of old men before you know it.

14.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

By the way… homemade ’kraut is the best β€˜kraut. I make mine with apples, sage, dill, juniper, cabbage, and carrots. It’s not hard to make once one has done it once or twice. I have a giant old crock with a big stone weight to hold the cabbage under while it’s fermenting.

14.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nicoise Salad With Sardines & Sun-Dried Tomato Dressing Oh-la-la Nicoise salad recipe with a twist of canned sardines instead of tuna, sweet potatoes, and sun-dried tomato dressing. Whole30, Paleo, gluten-free.

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Try this:

14.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The spice section. It’s a spice. What are you eating it with? It goes well with pork. I like to put it on hamburgers and salmon too…. But the salmon thing is sort of pro-level.

14.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

::: hitches up lederhosen :::

Try the fermented kind. It’s a lot better for you anyway. Toss some in a pan, throw in a juniper berry (don’t eat the juniper berry), some dill, warm it up…. Mmmmmm….

::: goes back to snacking on salted herring :::

14.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Never Trump Republicans, or, more accurately, Never Hired by Trump Republicans.

13.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 179 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Thus kicks off a shitstorm of very offended, irresponsible people with no understanding of civics who fail to understand the phrase, β€œA Government Of, By, and For the People,” or what the word, β€œRepresentative” means.

14.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

14.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 10078 πŸ” 2104 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 45
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"Faster than a speeding bullet."

I love watching border collies work.

13.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 1525 πŸ” 404 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 101

He got away with it very publicly once. Now he is just doing what he and all other conservatives and criminals (but I repeat myself) do.… taking it a notch farther knowing there will be no consequences.

14.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Believing a politician is on your side and not just there to make a buck and have the power to push things they want… it’s like believing the stripper really does like you.

14.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It all sounds really good, but to date, I’ve seen zero serious will on the part of our legislators to impeach or punish the rich and powerful. This goes back to before J6. They don’t seem to think the rule of law or justice for Americans is important, which is really insulting if one thinks about it

14.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah… you can’t do that. It makes it a mercenary army. The government of Saudi Arabia proposed paying US troops a bonus for being there during the Gulf War. It was soundly turned down, so they issued us some kind of crazy medal with real gold and silver bits… Saudi-issued liberation of Kuwait medal.

14.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I still wouldn’t recommend comIng here. We are unstable as could be right now, and the rule of law is mostly non-existent.

13.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the smell and sight of a forest after rain is one of the most divine things you can experience

13.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 380 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know if Steve knows this, but it does help a lot if one knows folks and can name some names in the Bush.

13.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah…. Surprisingly, ”come visit a fascist state with no functioning rule of law or effective government that is attacking and killing people around the world, including its own citizens, locking people up so the leaders can profit, and exporting people into slavery isn’t a hot marketing scheme.”

13.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

This is concerning. Like doode shot someone and that comes with a penalty… but the wearing of black clothing, movement of magazines, and the whole Antifa thing is right wing drama made into laws.

13.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These entitled weirdos and that finger. I hate being pointed like that in anger by completely disingenuous morons, who, were it not for grift and connections, wouldn’t be noticeable at all.

13.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Government by vibes. I mean given their fascination with AI, which is 99% vibes… it seems to be a theme with β€œvery important and smart” people.

13.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0