mcguire | AWA/Fantôme Thief/🚗?

Yes, I do still use this app

I just don’t post lol

I get paid to install Windows (and do other things to be fair) on machines and my distaste for this OS grows by the day

Dick Not Ejected Properly

afternoon gamer

Fucking hell it's here too lmfao

relatable lmfao

"If I don't close this tab, I'm going to make a very expensive mistake: The Chris Davies Story"

I've been watching old TKOR videos and man...

i really miss grant.

Eventually if I ever am able to get a house, I want one of those obnoxious large windows with a comfy bench that I can nap on in the sun like a cat

Screenshot of the urban dictionary definition for "fuck a femboy day" on July 19th

Today is fuck a femboy day and yet I have not been fucked
have I been lied to? where can I claim a refund?

Yeah, notifications on here are all sorts of broken lol

a cisco C9300 with its management port connected to port 1 of itself

10 tricks your network engineers loves!

amogers

#art

Small pastry cases filled with diced apricot, cooling on a wire rack on a pale countertop

Turns out you can line a silicone muffin pan with thinly-rolled pastry and make individual apricot tarts

📢 1.39 is now available with a new "Send feedback" tool that's easier to use and includes the ability to attach screenshots.

This release also adds a "Help" link and a couple of small bugfixes and updates.

i'm serious, are people aware that we have a tweetdeck here already? I've been asking for a skeetdeck and no one has said anything

You'll find more in my bestselling self-help book, "Burlap and You: Chew Faster, Bitch, Chew Faster"

Good fact. 10/10

A myriad of grimace butt plush on a cooking rack

Grimace

night!

Green tented Seinfeld meme where Jerry asks, “Good lord Kramer, what is going on in there?” The second panel had the dat boi meme(a green frog riding a unicycle). The third panel is Kramer saying, “here come dat boi Jerry” and the fourth panel is Jerry saying, “o shit waddup”

Afaik right now it's throttled by invited to help with server stability. The more people that join and the more invites that go out helps to gradually introduce load that can be accounted for in real time

Blueskys biggest problem right now is being invite only, its crippling the platform what reason? Oh and also having 0 profit, I'm sure that hurts too

"I hope Twitter implodes!" I don't. I hope someone else takes over & the site returns to how it was before. I have spent years of my life posting over there. It's like losing a close friend that introduced me to all of my other friends. It sucks & I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm sad about that.