TryingSomeThings

They should discuss this in a buddy-buddy road trip off the side of a mountain.

A photo of a cat under a bed with a rotisserie chicken with the caption: This is Beans. Beans stole a while rotisserie chicken off the counter. Not a piece. The whole chicken. Beans dragged it under the bed and growled at us for forty minutes. Beans is 9 pounds.

Become ungovernable

“I’ve never protested before - but I just watched 4th & 5th grade kids run away from our own government.” 😕🇺🇸💔

(From @crindivisible.bsky.social )

... and "Water is Wet".

Did Donald Trump hire this guy because he thought he was the dude from "Doom"?

Amazing.

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

Quantum theory states that there are infinite timelines with limitless outcomes.

In at least one of these, the Marketing head at Ring deliberately created a Super Bowl ad featuring Flock Safety just to garner backlash so that Ring could kill their contract with Flock Safety.

This is the person 35% of America has full faith and confidence in with respect to his medical knowledge.

It's going to be wild when this guy kicks, because so many Americans are going to have to explain to their kids why they - and so many of their friends - share the same birthday.

Well ... now we know Bad Bunny's team screwed up by not inviting Lisa as one of their on-field dancers ...

That's a pee test ...

Tell us you're a societal cancer who trades on a store-bought, lowest common denominator persona ...

McAfee & Hawk want America to believe that neither of them have been to San Francisco as a college player, NFL player, or a member of the media - and they couldn't "do their own research" about SF.

They who gerrymander last, gerrymander best.

I'll weep for the days when some coworkers ask a question not be answered - but to be seen asking a question so as to look engaged and intelligent.

The world would be a better place if everyone could have an emotional support pierogi.

Let's just be honest:
Ossoff is a better orator than Warnock.

And I say that as a Georgia Democrat.

I think Schumer said he wanted baklava.

I love old school minor league cards so much.

When you realize ...

(a) ICE is basically a ruse to clear the market competition against robots.

(b) Elon Musk's transition from the Model S to robots was always the plan.

(c) the oligarchy assigned the lifetime value of an Undocumented Domestic Worker to "$30k".

"Took Time Off"

I look forward for LinkedIn to make this the new "Open to Work".

The ability - or more likely, willingness - to report AI-related profitability is separating the AI "winners" and those the market have always wanted to expose as pretenders to real, meaningful, still-relevant technology.

If you applied at Amazon, UPS, or HP in the last six months - and got a rejection - just know: It wasn't you.

There would likely be less people in Chicago at a "Hate the Packers" rally than this.

#NoICE

This reminds me of that graph where you see the bullet holes in fighter jets that made it back to base ...

This is less about red zone efficiency and more about a lack of a deep threat or explosive running back.

www.instagram.com/p/DT-x8OKjfQ1/

The current Falcons logo looks like a slow middle schooler tried to draw a Judas Priest cover by memory.

They're gonna call me, "sir".

They'll all stop pickin' on me.

Well, I'm a high school grad.

I'm over five foot three.

I'll get a badge - and a gun - and I'll join the I, C, E ...

They're gonna call me, "sir".

They'll all stop pickin' on me.

Well, I'm a high school grad.

I'm over five foot three.

I'll get a badge - and a gun - and I'll join the I, C, E ...