I should toughen up my computer by injecting smaller viruses to build immunity in order to protect it from bigger viruses

people who say there is an alternative to violence when a mosquito lands on their balls are cowards afraid to commit

president cheeto gonna past on the toilet after his meeting with czar poopin

what if sabaton did an album on trench crusade?

orphans should take plenty of selfies so that way they have plenty of family photos

They should should add a luigi disguise to the hitman games

If I wasn't supposed to I snap spaghetti noodles in half before putting it in the pot they shouldn't have made it in the shape of a slim jim

Has anyone sent the unabomber QR codes?

The older I get the more convinced I am that someone could scam telsa owners to buy an oil change

I strongly believe cheetah babies should not be cubs, but cheetos

Find that exact amount of force to release a fart but not shit one self and truly enjoy life

looks to the side seeing all that unpainted plastic minis.....fuck

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I like to send this to my players before I run a lancer game, I pretend its like the opening theme if our little game was on tv

if I bash my face against this keyboard long enough eventually it will be halfway literate

Love hearing more sax on the new gunship album

As a kid I had nothing but spare time with nothing to do, now I have everything to do but no time for most of it. F***

Gonna need new pitchforks and torches for this new unity pricing model.

And so with one post it begins, my journey to upgrade my posting from chocolate starfish shotgun splatter to solid. I'm not gonna hold my breath