As a fellow Doppler radarista, should feel immense pride.
07.10.2025 10:30
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As a fellow Doppler radarista, should feel immense pride.
Steaming pile.
This is not a serious organization anymore.
…..come again?
So it goes.
Just a periodic reminder for any #DCU fans that the last time DC United made the playoffs was when Ben Olsen was at the helm.
Honestly…Not sure why anyone would want this gig. The roster is a mess, has been for years, and ownership clearly isn’t going to make the investments needed to be competitive.
But sure let’s ask another guy to make a fire by rubbing 2 waterlogged sticks together.
🇨🇭⚫️ BREAKING: D.C. United have agreed to terms with Swiss manager René Weiler to become the club's next head coach.
Weiler previously managed Anderlecht, Al Ahly, Servette and more.
www.givemesport.com/sources-dc-u...
lol
the shift from “I never thought leopards would eat MY face” to “eat my face harder leopard daddy” must be studied
James Franco "first time?" meme
Elder millennials watching traders freak out about a global economic collapse that will wreck tens of millions of lives and livelihoods, possibly irreparably
Year 2 of the Troy Lesesne / Ally MacKay era is finally paying dividends I see. #DCU #MLS
Wired: Getting an #MLS Season Pass for free because I happen to have T-Mobile
Tired: Realizing it’s pointless because #DCU haven’t done anything to prepare them for a better season than last year and I’ll stop watching before the end of March. 😑🫠
I hate this. And I have no idea how this team thinks it will be remotely competitive with what they’ve (not) done to the roster this off season.
www.dcunited.com/news/d-c-uni...
When you get your Catholic teaching so wrong the pope himself has to issue a correction ☠️
Update: we’re averaging 1.1 outbursts/meltdowns p/60 so all things considered going decently well
5:50 AM on this Christmas morning as tiny footsteps come thundering down the hallway:
D.C. United used the #10 pick in the SuperDraft to select attacker Hakim Karamoko.
19 y.o. NY native that @americansocceranalysis.com listed right at the top of its Tier 1 wide forward prospects in the draft pool
www.americansocceranalysis.com/home/2024/12...
🤞this happens.
This sort of perspective is honestly so important. Until we get posts like this on Bluesky this platform will remain an echo chamber full of people who will not die at 51 of complications from a sprained ankle that they treated by drinking a gallon of mercury.
don _hertzfeldt Not to sound like a curmudgeon, but when I was a teenager, I took the train to go to the record store to find rare stuff. Spotify is way more convenient, but that wasn't the point. The point was to get out and to feel like you're hunting, to feel like you're living your life. I'm going to the movies, I'm going to this show. What streaming has done-it's very convenient, but it's taken the feeling of going hunting and turned it into we're all just being fed. We're all farm animals that are just being fed, and we're being fed content. You can just stay home. Just stay home. We'll just feed it to you. No wonder everyone's depressed.
This hit my weak point for massive damage
I don’t post a ton but I do have to say that it just feels nice to be over here and no longer in the Xittersphere hellscape.
Subscribe to The Onion. Maybe we can buy Red Lobster next.
The Onion buying InfoWars is just (chefs kiss). Can’t wait to hear MAGA heads talking about “area man” headlines as if they’re real and a threat to America somehow.
It was a truly fine moment in American sporps history.
He Hate Me
Ironic that the only way Florida could rid itself of Marco Rubio as Senator was through electing Trump to a second term.
If DeSantis is unsuccessful in ring-kissing his way to a cabinet post, then I hope y’all are ready for Senator DeSantis.
Welcome to the better place, sir!
