Anyone in Bristol at 6pm this eve? Come along and see me work out my new show? Tickets as cheap as I could make ‘em
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Anyone in Bristol at 6pm this eve? Come along and see me work out my new show? Tickets as cheap as I could make ‘em
Doesn’t quite roll off the tounge as much as the first two if I’m honest
Why don’t the government just pay for next day delivery
‘Shadow cabinet’ always sounded weirdly super-villain-y to me until today
Farage is unveiling Reform’s senior team like Swackhammer announces the Monstars in Space Jam
ALLEGEDLY 👑
Bad words for good things (Bad Bitches and Dirty Burgers)
I think I’ve possibly just got the most ‘Reddit guy’ notification of all time
So what if he’s bi???!!
Joke about Lions. I pull a funny face after I act out me in a Pizza Hut so much to enjoy here 🦁
Those must be big shoes to fill
Jokes I don’t do anymore pt. 1
They, ironically, need someone with deep pockets to stick their hand up
We’re not THAT good - other countries are probably way better
Countryside vs City
I hope Starmer knew about Mandelson because if he did - appointing another lying, treasonous mate of Epstein to be friends with Trump so the UK could get lower tariffs than the EU is one the funniest things any politician has ever done
If I'd just been named in the Epstein files/was responsible for Grok I probably wouldn't be demanding more children be allowed go on my noncey website but maybe that's just me
The NHS/government down so bad atm it's genuinely suss they're not specifying 'patients with cancer'
Joke about Lions. I pull a funny face after I act out me in a Pizza Hut so much to enjoy here 🦁
No one has ever done comedy about James Bond before !!! I’m the first!! Do not research that!!
I’m doing the first WIP of my new show in Camden on Tuesday if you’re about. Tickets in bio!
Millennials having kids on purpose
Who else eats gulag chicken?
KNEW it sounded familiar
I hate the internet so much man
Writing jokes is so hard guys you don’t understand
What’s the worst secret Santa present you’ve ever had?
What’s the worst secret Santa present you’ve ever had?
Notification from LinkedIn Top Applicant You're a top applicant for Podcast Producer at The Podcast Guys®
Racial profiling but for white guys who wear cords
Banner advertising “STELLAR SCAFFOLDING As Seen On You Tube”
YouTube channel of scaffolding company videos read Have I Just Lost £1MILLION - Episode 75 19K views • 9 days ago : I KNEW IT My Client Just Went Bust - EPISODE 74 19K views • 2 weeks ago 35:40 AM I INSANE?! 0£102K • £110K I've Just Lost £200K : In A Week! - EPISODE 73 27K views • 3 weeks
Might go with someone else sorry boss
