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@evocadotoast

(she/her) 30. Midwest Princess living in D.C. Disaster bisexual, transformer, old soul [acoustic]. F1 fan (๐ŸŽ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸจ). I like ๐Ÿท & ๐ŸŒ. Going to be a part of Reconstruction 2. Hard cider enjoyer. Episcopalian โœ๏ธ. I am lizard ๐ŸฆŽ

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Time to fire up the memes

08.03.2026 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 148 ๐Ÿ” 34 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am now 30

09.03.2026 04:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
08.03.2026 23:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 22:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that โ€œitโ€™s called Broad daylight because women light up the worldโ€

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that โ€œitโ€™s called Broad daylight because women light up the worldโ€

international womenโ€™s day

08.03.2026 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 12559 ๐Ÿ” 3945 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

Look, we joke about Trump being the antichrist but if you told somebody two thousand years ago an evil king would cause black rain that sickens the people to fall upon Persia, everyone would instantly grasp thereโ€™s some kind of demon sorcery afoot.

08.03.2026 13:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 971 ๐Ÿ” 246 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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UIs that went hard. Eyewitness Encyclopedia of Science 2.0 (1997)

08.03.2026 13:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 371 ๐Ÿ” 56 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Bussy

08.03.2026 01:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 15:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 332 ๐Ÿ” 57 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Good evening Crimson, hru?

07.03.2026 05:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Woman on the phone: "Greece is sending ships to Cyprus to defend it against Persian attacks"

Guy looking at the calendar from "...ber 2020" to 499 BC

Woman on the phone: "Greece is sending ships to Cyprus to defend it against Persian attacks" Guy looking at the calendar from "...ber 2020" to 499 BC

@yungdreyfusard.bsky.social
@dov.bsky.social
@pymundgenealogy.bsky.social
@rimidar.bsky.social
@marbleliberal.bsky.social

06.03.2026 18:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 179 ๐Ÿ” 45 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Listen up Liberal, there are only two genders!

๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

06.03.2026 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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POV: It's Lent

06.03.2026 17:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Say what you want about my life, at least it's been an interesting ride so far

06.03.2026 02:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish I were the machine gun in the right image

06.03.2026 01:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm workshopping a flirty summer outfit that draws attention to my midriff

I'm either cooking or cooked

06.03.2026 01:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

utterly terrifying, thank u

06.03.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I'm weird

06.03.2026 01:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seeing an established concept in women's fashion being novel in men's fashion is interesting

05.03.2026 23:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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STAR WARS REBELS came to an end on this day 8 years ago

05.03.2026 15:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 198 ๐Ÿ” 22 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Itโ€™s so cool how weโ€™re in a large-scale military conflict and the President is spending his time building a ballroom.

This rocks. I finally know what being a Roman must have felt like.

05.03.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2844 ๐Ÿ” 427 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 82 ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

The term โ€sodomyโ€ low key the most successful and destructive psyop of all time. Cishets took a civilization getting smote for its lack of hospitality to the poor and the stranger and deflected the blame to gay sex for like a million years and counting.

05.03.2026 13:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 865 ๐Ÿ” 152 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Media reposted from Mastodon

Media reposted from Mastodon

Focussed ๐Ÿง #F1 #AusGP

05.03.2026 19:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like I struggle to cope with my problems, prioritize the wrong things, and end up hurting the people who care about or depend on me

It's a generational cycle and I'm worried I'm repeating it

05.03.2026 13:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The machines are not ensouled, they have become an artifice of sin

05.03.2026 04:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ FINNISH BEAUTY ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ

05.03.2026 04:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes I worry that I'm a bad person

05.03.2026 04:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tony Soprano: I hate therapy and also my bitch wife

Paulie Gualtieri subplot:

05.03.2026 03:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looksmaxxing son or 4chan boymoder daughter

05.03.2026 01:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0