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Anny Murgatroyd. Honkmother priestess. Licensed jester. Friend of the Boognish. Advocate for Arachnid futures. Galactize the Intifada.

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Oh.

β€œWe have agreed” β€” how nice of them! Surely they’re doing this work pro bono right?

07.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 5991 πŸ” 2414 πŸ’¬ 380 πŸ“Œ 208

#packwatchπŸ’― rest in piss you won't be missed. You signed up for this.

07.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Girl if I didn't get schooled by a felon in criminal procedure on my first year out of law school lmao. This is right as hell. The legal profession doesn't even seem to want lower middle class people in it.

06.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If presidential terms were awarded by random lottery, Israel would be gone.

06.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've neglected my vinyl player because I don't want people to associate me with Gen X affluence and cheugery.

05.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A set of six balatro jokers, from left to right:
Foil misprint, hanging chad, mime abstract joker, polychrome swashbucker, and sock & buskin

A set of six balatro jokers, from left to right: Foil misprint, hanging chad, mime abstract joker, polychrome swashbucker, and sock & buskin

What a sick lineup this was

05.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous β€˜Stop Cop City’ Protestor A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...

New from 404 Media: Proton Mail, the privacy-focused email service, gave authorities data that let the FBI unmask an anonymous 'Stop Cop City' protester. It was payment data linked to the anonymous email account. From that, FBI ID'd them, then tracked their movements www.404media.co/proton-mail-...

05.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 2432 πŸ” 1392 πŸ’¬ 92 πŸ“Œ 337

If you are ordered to do something immoral?

✨✨✨fragging✨✨✨

10.01.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Why do so many nazi women sound like that? Where does that accent come from? It's like a fake army brat accent or some weird john wayne imitation that sounds nothing like him.

03.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

transgender for everybody

03.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
03.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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⚑️ JUST NOW: the TennCare ban on gender affirming care passed house committee β€” Rep. Parkinson (D-Memphis) joined the Republicans in voting yes.

We’re told Dr. Marisa Richmond was signed up to speak, but they voted without calling on her.

03.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 211 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 12

Never talk to me about coffee. Never offer me coffee. Never let me know that you like coffee. I will judge you harshly and instantly as weak and soulless.

03.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Speaking entirely in Esperanto makes the algo mad

03.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's scary about this story is the surveillance it hints at. This trans woman had changed her name, legally, but chose not to change her gender marker. She was apparently flagged in the DMV system as trans and her license was invalidated under a law that supposedly only concerned gender markers.

03.03.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 6983 πŸ” 3157 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 48
A screenshot of a digital news article from The Sunday Times.
​Headline: "Trust me, taking testosterone as a woman is about more than sex".
​Subheader: "Most doctors only prescribe the hormone for low libido yet menopause campaigners say it has many other benefits too. So why is no one researching these claims?".
​Lead Image: A portrait of a woman, Rebecca Seal, wearing a blue sweater and smiling at the camera.
​Byline and Date: Written by Rebecca Seal; published Saturday, February 28, 2026.

A screenshot of a digital news article from The Sunday Times. ​Headline: "Trust me, taking testosterone as a woman is about more than sex". ​Subheader: "Most doctors only prescribe the hormone for low libido yet menopause campaigners say it has many other benefits too. So why is no one researching these claims?". ​Lead Image: A portrait of a woman, Rebecca Seal, wearing a blue sweater and smiling at the camera. ​Byline and Date: Written by Rebecca Seal; published Saturday, February 28, 2026.

Article on 'Black-Market' Hormones
​A screenshot of a digital news article from The Times.
​Headline: "Doctors fear young at risk from β€˜black-market trans hormones’".
​Subheader: "Medics call for an urgent investigation into trans community groups offering support on accessing supplies for self-medication".
​Lead Image: A photo of a trans rights demonstration outside Holyrood in 2022, featuring individuals and large Transgender and Non-binary pride flags.
​Byline and Date: Written by Mary Wright; published Sunday, March 01, 2026.

Article on 'Black-Market' Hormones ​A screenshot of a digital news article from The Times. ​Headline: "Doctors fear young at risk from β€˜black-market trans hormones’". ​Subheader: "Medics call for an urgent investigation into trans community groups offering support on accessing supplies for self-medication". ​Lead Image: A photo of a trans rights demonstration outside Holyrood in 2022, featuring individuals and large Transgender and Non-binary pride flags. ​Byline and Date: Written by Mary Wright; published Sunday, March 01, 2026.

Absolutely incredible.

02.03.2026 11:36 πŸ‘ 1924 πŸ” 413 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 14

Finally

01.03.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great advertising

28.02.2026 07:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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THEY’RE GOING TO STEAL THE ELECTION. In case you didn’t know already.

26.02.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 5991 πŸ” 2847 πŸ’¬ 765 πŸ“Œ 247
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πŸ€”β€œIs this taking away power from local governments?”

Senator Jack Johnson & TN Republicans help Elon tunnel under local resistance to his tunnel by creating a $5 MILLION STATEWIDE β€œSUBTERRANEAN AUTHORITY”

Umβ€” what happened to β€œno cost to taxpayers”, Jack? 🀷🏼 tennesseelookout.com/2026/02/25/t...

25.02.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 347 πŸ” 161 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 12

I for one am thankful that Kash Patel is running the FBI, because if it were anyone competent, half of my friends and I would be assassinated by now.

24.02.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Congrats @MarshaBlackburn for this well-deserved recognition from @trackaipac.com

www.trackaipac.com/shame

23.02.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 788 πŸ” 293 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 9

DC comics could reboot my life, but whether it's better or worse, they'd keep rebooting it again every few years until I craved death.

23.02.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two KC-135 refueling planes photographed on the tarmac at Ben Gurion airport

Two KC-135 refueling planes photographed on the tarmac at Ben Gurion airport

U.S. KC-135 refueling planes were spotted at Ben Gurion airport, which by IDF logic means all travelers and staff there are now legitimate military targets.

23.02.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
iamdanlevey 18h These are the two Republican lawmakers from Tennessee who have proposed a bill that would allow the death penalty for women who have abortions.

baba.yaga.bentley 16h

Statistically, someone should probably check their hard drives. 

Posted in r/MurderedByWords

iamdanlevey 18h These are the two Republican lawmakers from Tennessee who have proposed a bill that would allow the death penalty for women who have abortions. baba.yaga.bentley 16h Statistically, someone should probably check their hard drives. Posted in r/MurderedByWords

Christo-Fascism
#Abortion #FuckTheseGuys #PedoProtectors #Trump #Epstein #EpsteinClass

23.02.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 4232 πŸ” 1259 πŸ’¬ 508 πŸ“Œ 130
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Keir Starmer rocked as scandal exposed – 'paedos' let off with warning letters EXCLUSIVE: An Express investigation has uncovered shocking revelations about the Prime Minister's past actions at the CPS.

Keir Starmer's card is punched, just like Mandelson and (p)rince Andrew. The constant drip, drip, drip of revelations has become a great rushing roar which will sweep him aside. He will not be missed...
www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2173...

23.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
phoenixrisingdead 1h
BBC World Service compiled evidence on 160 cases of children shot in Gaza by the
IDF
It found that in 95 cases (60%) the child was shot in the head or heart
In most cases the victim was under 12
And you will never see this on CNN or FOX
evening news

phoenixrisingdead 1h BBC World Service compiled evidence on 160 cases of children shot in Gaza by the IDF It found that in 95 cases (60%) the child was shot in the head or heart In most cases the victim was under 12 And you will never see this on CNN or FOX evening news

The people who shoot children in the head want to rule us and if you say anything about it they’ll call ya names.

www.threads.com/@phoenixrisi...

23.02.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

can you guys be funny again what is happening

23.02.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 251 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

The Supreme Court and Congress must also have their own forms of state violence, as a check to the executive branch. Like Lictors and Justiciars, but on steroids and with access to mechs or something.

21.02.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey @jerusalem.bsky.social and @mattyglesias.bsky.social, can you tell me what the polling is on public support for banning trans people's underwear? Because that's where we're at right now.

20.02.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 350 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1