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๐Ÿ’™ Writer of things, administrator of systems, devourer of entertainment, and haver of ADHD. Spy Trivia book: https://www.stablebookgroup.com/products/the-big-book-of-spy-trivia Other book and website links: https://linktr.ee/Bernij

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โ€œBut the Dena may not have been armed because it was returning from an international exercise in the Indian Ocean, and the U.S. Navy likely knew it because it was taking part in the same exercise.โ€

06.03.2026 15:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A fluffy white cat reclines in a modern white lounge chair, lying on its back with its front paws resting on its belly and back legs stretched out. The cat looks relaxed and content, as if lounging like a person in the sunlight near a window.

A fluffy white cat reclines in a modern white lounge chair, lying on its back with its front paws resting on its belly and back legs stretched out. The cat looks relaxed and content, as if lounging like a person in the sunlight near a window.

Good, I see the council is assembled. We have mews from the outer rim to discuss.

20.08.2025 22:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 825 ๐Ÿ” 138 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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This is precisely why the authors of Project 2025 are hellbent on subjugating women.

Good luck with that, you slimy bastards.

We. Will. Not. Stand. Down.

h/t The Other 98%

05.03.2026 03:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 60 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Ever seen a baby dolphin with the zoomies?

05.03.2026 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 342 ๐Ÿ” 89 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Iran has been an imminent threat to the United States for 47 years.

The president was right to act.

Iran has been an imminent threat to the United States for 47 years. The president was right to act.

They have been JUST ABOUT TO BE A THREAT TO US for half a century!

04.03.2026 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 3476 ๐Ÿ” 521 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 462 ๐Ÿ“Œ 70
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Trumpโ€™s retribution could impact our intelligence & security.
Host: Just days before a major US operation in Iran, Kash Patel fired a dozen agents from a counterintelligence unit tracking Iranian threats. All had ties to the probe of Trumpโ€™s alleged retention of classified documents at Mar-a-Lago.

05.03.2026 02:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 148 ๐Ÿ” 103 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Good morning! Yes, this is he

04.03.2026 17:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 5304 ๐Ÿ” 1173 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

Ugh, the typos. *I* have, and Dunkin Donutsโ€™.

05.03.2026 05:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m have some bad news for him about Dunkin Donuts titular fare.

05.03.2026 04:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One enlisted in the Army and became a large engine mechanic, and the other joined the Navy and became a meteorologist.

05.03.2026 02:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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3 U.S. Planes Are Shot Down in โ€˜Friendly Fireโ€™ in Kuwait, U.S. Military Says

What an utter disaster Trump's War is.

And who would have guessed, with fourth-string former junior high school quarterback turned town wino Pete Kegstand at the helm.

May God protect our troopsโ€”God knows this White House doesn't give a shit about them.

02.03.2026 14:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 425 ๐Ÿ” 136 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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U.S. Races to Accomplish Iran Mission Before Munitions Run Out President Trump says the Iran campaign might last a week or longer, but dwindling stockpiles could limit his options.

i'm no fancy military strategist but "we didn't really plan so we're going to run out of munitions soon" seems not great

02.03.2026 01:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 384 ๐Ÿ” 108 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23 ๐Ÿ“Œ 37
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Donald Trump has launched more military attacks at more countries than any other president this century. An yet, the simple-minded fool is *obsessed* with getting a shiny Peace Prize.

01.03.2026 02:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1747 ๐Ÿ” 622 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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Tell Congress: Demand AG Bondi release ALL of the Epstein files now Contact Congress today!

BREAKING: Trump launches attack on Iran, and Donald Trump still hasnโ€™t released all of the Epstein files.

Tell your representatives: donโ€™t lose focus, and keep the pressure on!

28.02.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1086 ๐Ÿ” 392 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48 ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

Itโ€™s not just Medicaid funding theyโ€™re withholding to MN. Itโ€™s food assistance, child care assistance, social services, job training, safety testing, public health, disaster relief. SNAP. Free lunch for kids in school.

They hate us for loving our neighbors, and are collectively punishing us for it.

25.02.2026 22:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 8430 ๐Ÿ” 4154 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 236 ๐Ÿ“Œ 141

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

28.02.2026 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 23558 ๐Ÿ” 5962 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 142 ๐Ÿ“Œ 66
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yet again I think about this poem. I think about it so often but today I read it and cried. I have sent it to all my friends.

What are they doing? What are we doing? The hurt is everywhere, but especially in the Middle East.

i.redd.it/l8jihp4v6zrb...

28.02.2026 20:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Important bit of history to learn when the government is insisting it should be able to use AI for fully autonomous weapons.

28.02.2026 20:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just saying, but when people are trying to do everything they can to prevent you from voting, thatโ€™s when you absolutely need to vote.

Ready to make this the biggest midterm turnout in history?

27.02.2026 21:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 18057 ๐Ÿ” 5185 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 503 ๐Ÿ“Œ 247
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The draft executive order floating around wants to force people to re-register to vote between now and the midterms.

Clearly beyond Trumpโ€™s authority, and completely pointless unless your goal is to limit turnout

27.02.2026 20:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2161 ๐Ÿ” 809 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 149 ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

Um....

27.02.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump throwing a tantrum and killing the one AI tool that business really likes would be an incredible own goal for American competitiveness in an administration filled with them

27.02.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 58 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t remember the โ€œour military is allowed to use a companyโ€™s services to mass surveil the population and to take people out of the decision making process on killing peopleโ€ passages in the constitution, but I often feel that this lot isnโ€™t reading the same Constitution as the rest of us.

27.02.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s wild how Republicans went from:

โ€œObama is using Jade Helm to set up secret FEMA death camps and is going to turn the US into a police state and take our guns!!!โ€

To:

โ€œSurveil me harder, daddy. ๐Ÿฅตโ€

27.02.2026 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2847 ๐Ÿ” 694 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Weird they dragged in Hillary Clinton when there's another First Lady right there in the White House who actually knew Jeffrey Epstein.

27.02.2026 00:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 16763 ๐Ÿ” 3961 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 499 ๐Ÿ“Œ 157
Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York
Solomon R. Guggenheim Founding Collection

ยฉ 2016 Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York/ADAGP, Paris

Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York Solomon R. Guggenheim Founding Collection ยฉ 2016 Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York/ADAGP, Paris

Group in Crinolines by Vasily Kandinsky, 1909
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137933

27.02.2026 04:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please read this article to the end. Even before ICE got involved, this started because this *blind man who speaks no English and uses a curtain rod as a walking stick* got lost on a walk and some Karen called the police on him and they tasered and beat him bc he didnโ€™t drop the rod. WTF

25.02.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 15491 ๐Ÿ” 8146 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 853 ๐Ÿ“Œ 542
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Cool cool. And we want to take humans out of the kill chain. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

25.02.2026 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2235 ๐Ÿ” 649 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 148 ๐Ÿ“Œ 61
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Der Buffet

25.02.2026 13:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 269 ๐Ÿ” 44 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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This disappeared. But I wonโ€™t let it

22.12.2025 13:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1071 ๐Ÿ” 218 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67 ๐Ÿ“Œ 24