may have gone a bit far with the whole video essay thing
24.06.2025 17:22
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may have gone a bit far with the whole video essay thing
why do I need to be a guy who writes emails, I wanna be barbossa undead captain of the black pearl
his love for his crackhead big dicked son is his only redeeming quality
you look like a huge baby
shitting whilst listening to the more somber parts of the succession theme
austerity is so bad, we’re teaching an entire generation of our sons that vital public services must be undertaken by teams of dogs
90% of my 5yo’s shits are thicker and longer then her forearm and as soon as I come to help her wipe we fall over laughing at them
my kids are world champion shitters - it’s like my awful bowels combined with my wife’s ability to hold things in
do manifestos count as books
@stillavl.bsky.social boaby gaylord
my dark festive da fact equivalent of ‘Kirsty MacColl was beheaded by a speed boat’ is ‘Baby it’s cold outside indirectly caused 9/11’
My dick is KHamas because it would blow up on gal gadot
I endorsed Donald trump yesterday and now I’m unable to maintain a full robust erection. Coincidence???
A sequel to The Fly from the fly’s perspective showing him slowly turning into a tiny Jeff Goldblum just slaying fly pussy
got an example
*overhearing the whirring of 8 different cleaning tools as a torrent of water gushes out of a nearby drain* JUST THROW THE FUCKING RUG AWAY
how I’m outsourcing my masculinity this week: watching fencing tiktokers explain weapons
too many cool mice are fucking hot lady cats in Tom & Jerry and it has to stop
where they at
been playing elden ring too much
brown eyed girl is funny in a northern Irish accent tbf
no one is safe from the scourge of acoustic guitar players in quaint local coffee shops and pubs
me to my younger sister’s hot friends
*removes ‘anti hitler particles’ from bio*
find yourself a girl that’s like ‘Come here, unimpressive penis. Come here, unimpressive penis. Your penis belongs to me. Give it to me (indiscernible).’
threads was 90% influencer posts and ads on the feed, absent the usual complaints about no chronological feeds they seem to have made bad judgment calls on why people use(d) Twitter and built their algorithm around them
bottom demolition van
visiting this site then clearing the browser history
business incorporated design system palette
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