Kyle Johnson

The guys who take their wedding rings off to have an affair have been practicing for this their whole marriages.

Black cat with tongue sticking WAY out.

Orange tabby with a hat on.

Grey cat with tuna can stuck to magnetic collar.

Great tabby sitting in a very undignified pose.

The orange one and gray one aren’t with us anymore, but I love digging up old photos of them.

This thread, right here.

A few excerpts from Darmok's Christmas Story:

Ralphie and Flick, at the flagpole.

Randy, his arms down.

The Old Man, when the lamp broke.

Santa and Ralphie, on the mountain.

Kamehameha Schools announces tuition-free education for all students Pending court approval, all Kamehameha preschools and K-12 campuses will no longer require tuition beginning with the 2026-27 school year.

Kamehameha Schools announced that tuition will be fully covered by Princess Bernice Pauahi Bishop’s endowment for all students starting the 2026-27 school year.

Kamehameha Schools has an endowment of $15.2 billion. For comparison, Columbia University's endowment is $15.9 billion.

Gonna have to up my donation for next year to get one of those sweet artisanal thank you notes.

OK, snacks are on me at the AI vending machine (this one is kind of for @hypervisible.blacksky.app).

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It’s feels like we might have rename “the Streisand Effect” to “the Weiss Effect.”

Does that mean a three or more librarians is a pit of librarians?

I cannot wait to sit down and watch this.

Oh god no. We had four awhile back. We’re down to two elder cats. The only trick adding the third is that one of our elder cats is blind, so there’s going to be learning on both sides.

We’re in Raleigh,NC for Christmas, and we’re bringing an inherited cat back to VA with us. (mother-in-law passed a few months ago, sister-in-law kept the pets, but the cat was one mammal too many in her house, so we’re taking the cat)

I wonder if they’re all trying to be the first rat to wash ashore at Fox News Beach.

Grey cat with an empty tuna can stuck to her magnetic collar.

Reminds me of the Magnetic Collar Incident of 2013.

Gray and tabby cats passed out by the water bowl. The grey cat has antlers near her head.

Much battle was done with the antlers before they both passed out.

Christopher Reeves as Superman.

I got Superman. I like the “immigrant saves the world” vibe.

I’m already lining up projects for *next* Christmas.

I think I found a movie that might get me into a movie theater for the first time in quite awhile.

I spent four dollars on a sign that says, No solicitation.” That was the last investment I made into visitor management. Well, that and a post to the neighborhood Facebook group saying Gurl Scout cookies and school fundraising is exempt.

It must be so embarrassing and disheartening for the professional journalists at CBS see their home converted into amateur reality TV. It’s like Real World:CBS.

Just a little reminder 🐾🤍
#cat #GentleReminders #mentalhealth

Looking through the door into a Hello Kitty store.

Honestly, I think it found hell in hello, but still…

When we come back from visiting my in-laws, we will be rehoming an adorable 4 year old cat that my sister-in-law can’t keep (that’s a long story).

I feel like the Peacock Mantis Shrimp is an over achiever. It struts around all like “I am misleading thrice.”

I think she does get less stupid. Not really less unlikable, but you can see her starting to adjust to reality and making smarter moves.

I always see MSN, OW.

I hope to live long enough to have an entire generation not know what I’m talking about when I share this link.

This is a LOLSOB for the ages.

Hey @hypervisible.blacksky.app, do you think we could recreate this next time we're in a bar together?