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A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

I made these this weekend for a party--I saved the link the last time you posted this recipe. I always manage to screw up cookies, but these turned out so great! I've been trying to decide if it would be weird to try to thank you for the rec on an old skeet, but now I can do it here: Thank you!!!

Garden Variety: Base Game In Garden Variety, you’ll use strategy and a little bit of luck to gather as many Critters and Wildflowers as you can! But beware of mischievous Gnomes that can change the game in an instant...

We picked up Garden Variety (unstablegames.com/products/gar...) from the local game a while ago. It's not too deep, but it's quick and fun and the art is really really cute.

This would whip ass

So sorry for your loss! I'm glad you were able to be with him. Thinking of you and your family.

it would be really cool if Van Hollen would actually make a statement in support of LGBT+ and especially trans people instead of vague-skeeting about "different people." it's friggin' Pride Month, dude, you've been shouting about everything else *except* this

I would love to see a 50-state campaign to pass free school lunch and anti-gun measures in tribute.

6 Intersex People on Why Gender-Affirming Care Bans Are Bad for Everyone “My life and welfare depends on gender-affirming care.”

A wave of legislation and executive actions have targeted transgender people, particularly teens, by stripping away gender-affirming care and other essential rights, but intersex people and anyone who doesn’t conform to strict sex binaries also stand to lose something as a result.

call your senators! i timed out van hollen's voice mail this morning yapping about this!!

Trump Cuts Are Killing a Tiny Office That Keeps Measurements of the World Accurate A tiny but crucial agency that maintains physical coordinates like latitude and longitude in the US is struggling as the Trump administration forces out federal employees.

SCOOP from me: the mass exodus of employees from NOAA is decimating a tiny office that literally keeps our measurements of latitude and longitude accurate — and, former employees tell me, endangers the science of how the US understands global measurements:

I found the most incredible graph on the other site

Someone else mentioned the weasel in the Large Hadron Collider in 2016, which is a secondary branching after a bird dropped a piece of bread into the LHC in 2009. I say this all the time.

On this day three years ago, @philjamesson.com shared the “Mario, the Idea vs. Mario, the Man” essay.

The final vote: 51-45, with 4 people absent.

CLOTURE FAILS, A CONGRESSIONAL SPORTS BAN WILL NOT HAPPEN.

Democrats hold firm, not a single dem voted for cloture.

MAJOR victory for everyone who called in today and this week in support of trans people.

ok, cis folks—if you said you'd stand with trans folks, it's time.

S.9 is the senate's sports ban bill—a big step to making trump’s executive order a federal law, which is much harder to undo. it can be stopped *monday.*

short call scripts for dem & GOP senators ⬇️🧵

legiscan.com/US/bill/SB9/...

I'm grateful for the beautiful trans people in my life. But solidarity is never just about "them." It's about all of us. Recognition of trans people is liberating for everyone. It opens space for all of us to think about our identities and relationships outside the sex we were assigned at birth.

"we have an amazing federal workforce, and they should be treated with respect. Its important to have and maintain these great employees because what they DO is important. When Musk fires a bunch of engineers at X it means X sucks a bit more. When he fires federal employees people are going to die."

BE SO BRILLIANT NONE OF YOUR ENEMIES WOULD DARE LOOK AT YOU.

I believe that it is a legitimate and important function of government to create good jobs that force the private sector to compete with them for labor.

I need Phil Collins to get back with Genesis and release an updated Land of Confusion video with new puppets and everything.

i made this call immediately after leaving my obligatory shouting-into-the-wind voicemails for my national reps, and WOW did it feel refreshing to ask for something do-able. ps: you don't have to be a tenant to hate landlords!!

Buying a Gun Won't Save You Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

i wrote a piece on exactly this right after the election: www.jezebel.com/buying-a-gun...

A lot of times when I post about gender violence, people respond saying women should carry guns and shoot men who try to abuse and assault them. Here’s a brief thread on why I think this is a really bad suggestion

Talked to two actual human people during my Elected Official calls this morning instead of voicemail or full mailbox messages. Keep calling! I've been sure to thank the ones that did the stuff I wanted them to do, too.