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@johnnycashback

Partial to a arse-wash on a Japanese toilet. Can’t be doing with racists & right wing bellends. Once called “reprehensible” by MCFC PR Dept.

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Think I might watch the Spurs game

10.03.2026 20:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Him and Russel Brand both clutching Bibles on their way to court

10.03.2026 14:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How long until he finds God?

10.03.2026 12:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yep, funny that

10.03.2026 09:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Exactly. Who in their right mind would want to back Israel for a start?

10.03.2026 09:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spineless. Just when he was doing something right his arse goes

10.03.2026 08:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Didn’t take Starmer long to shit his pants & let the blood thirsty rapist use our Air bases to carpet bomb citizens in Iran

10.03.2026 08:42 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Annoys the fuck out of me, as my mrs is one of them. I always say to her “you going the bar?”

09.03.2026 21:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Subtle then?

09.03.2026 19:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

FA Cup Quarters
Soton v Arse
Chelsea v Port Vale
City v Liverpool
WHU/ Brentford v Leeds

09.03.2026 19:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, was late 80s I think, whenever that Cleveland abuse scandal happened

09.03.2026 18:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ooooft. Surprised they didn’t lynch him

09.03.2026 18:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Before his s time unfortunately

09.03.2026 18:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There was some child sex abuse scandal in the NE, so when Middlesbro’ brought a paltry amount of fans to Maine Rd, City fans chanted “You must’ve cum in your children, cum in your children…”

09.03.2026 18:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

I had no idea. When I hear the word Hofmeister I just see Big Bill Werbenek sitting there half cut with his snooker cue.

09.03.2026 10:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are you tweeting from 1984?

09.03.2026 08:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This app is like that

09.03.2026 00:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Was going to go to bed early but Platoon on BBC2

08.03.2026 23:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And then they came for Nigel Farage but couldn't find him because they went to Clacton.

08.03.2026 20:40 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Haha. Hope you’re on amazon prime

08.03.2026 22:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

well she certainly dry-bummed everyone with a mortgage

08.03.2026 22:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ya durteh dog

08.03.2026 22:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I wouldn’t be looking through the holiday brochures if I was him

08.03.2026 22:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

So sexy when sh looks confused

08.03.2026 22:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Who will last longer?

08.03.2026 22:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

I’d pay cash money to watch that

08.03.2026 21:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same here

08.03.2026 20:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Certainly is. I see the lovely big lump won it. Fair play it looks a good lad

08.03.2026 20:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Great looking dog

08.03.2026 20:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not a show dog then?

08.03.2026 20:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0