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Napster would like a word

08.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People are either lazy or busy. Build something solving a real problem, people will pay.

Anyone can go pickup a takeout , and yet DoorDash and hundreds of other convenience startups exist.

08.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Exhibit a - How empires fail … not catastrophically but through sustained stupid

08.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Notepad

08.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Venezuela?

07.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When ur country is run by a (failed) casino mob boss

06.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That he didn’t get his cut

06.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œUnexpected” by no one

06.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Needs an oversized Lego flowers plugged on top

06.03.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All tunnels should support USB-C.

04.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chefs kiss . A masterpiece

04.03.2026 08:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Introducing the latest in employee management - Meat Movements

28.02.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I would have won if it wasn’t for those pesky kids

27.02.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

trump will say or do anything to distract from the Epstein files

06.02.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NFTs for 2026

06.02.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Probably agents voting themselves up

04.02.2026 09:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bring back WSDL! πŸ˜€

02.02.2026 11:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like something a guy who thinks he’s leaving office in 3 years would do…

31.01.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I agree with him… Eat more eggs.

29.01.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

12 x 3 =36
9 x 4 =36

36m (per 7 windows) x (35/7) =180 mins

3 hrs. With Rocco doing 25% more work. Elmo lazy.

28.01.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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AI unit tests

28.01.2026 12:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And for bonus credit - created contour lines.

26.01.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Up there with the crazy bus driver saga

22.01.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re not breaking up with me! I’m breaking up with you first!!!

15.01.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tickle my turd?!?

14.01.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe MetaAI will live there rent free

13.01.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What happened to Lego blocks man. Building castles, police cars , spaceships and castle ships, and police castles and flowers on space horses

Wasn’t the point of Lego the infinite imagination possible, these things are one shot and done .

13.01.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What election day…

War is coming along with a state of emergency and β€œtrumped” evidence that democrats are rigging elections.

13.01.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will never understand the US psychology . Everything is about raising cash… literally every thing that happens is followed by some weird fundraising scam.

13.01.2026 10:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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gangs of New York would like a word

10.01.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0