Breaking news! I have my first opinion piece in the Toronto Star today! I got to make fun of John Tory AND make a joke about me playing for the Blue Jays, so it's safe to say that this was the most fun I've had writing something in a while. 💙 www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...
HEARTBREAKING: @clareblackwood.bsky.social announces she will *not* be running for mayor of Toronto.
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What's up with conservatives and dead animals? Consider:
- David Cameron violated a dead pig
- RFK Jr. staged a cycling accident using a dead bear
- Kristi Noem killed a dog
- Kristi Noem killed a goat
- That one National Post guy killed a raccoon
- Dick Cheney shot a lawyer he mistook for a quail
It grieves me to report that your email does not, in fact, find me well, and further that I wish it had not found me at all.
Great thing is, not everything has been lost. Those customers still exist somewhere!
"...you stayed to discover that those who play the loudest and use the fanciest gear often suck the most, that hard work can take you beyond talent, that the scary guy in the corpse paint is really very friendly."
In honour of the Sunday Telegraph's editor and offical maddest columnist, we have created the Allister Heath headline generator...
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Drawing of a false prophet spouting heresy, from "Commentary on the Apocalypse" by Spanish monk Beatus of Liébana, and illustrated in the 10th/11th centuries AD. (977x976)
Today the Friends of the Merril got a bluesky account! #MerrilCollection #TPL #Toronto
Yes we absolutely can
The last screening at the Beaches Cinema
TESH LIVE
RIP Bud Cort. How else would you even pay tribute to him.
Toronto is like a haunted house in a gothic novel, actively trying to make its residents feel so unwelcome they either go mad or move out.
Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.”
Brad Bradford is such a slippery dork that you can’t even use real words to describe him. He’s the slithiest of toves.
Councillor James Pasternak says providing visitor parking is an important part of dealing with "chronic loneliness." Councillors Cheng and Holyday also brought up parking as a way to make people feel less lonely.
Side research find: did you know that living in an apartment as opposed to a suburban single family home causes fathers to lose their virility?
So claimed a York U sociology prof in this April 22, 1968 Globe and Mail article...
Tonight I watched Prime Minister Mark Carney take the actual Heated Rivalry Canada fleece from Hudson Williams, slip it on and say: “This is true soft power.”
Screenshot of tweet from Huberman that reads: “The other is that dog breeds w/different shaped heads are predictive of their demeanor and intelligence. And while I don’t! believe in Phrenology I now do pay some attention to how the shapes of peoples heads relates to their intellect and steadiness, or lack thereof.”
In response to announcement that he will be a new CBS contributor, Andrew Huberman tweeted “I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed. I’ll do the same with @CBSNews”. In Sept he posted this:
Has someone already used the "Jeremy Renner Official" app for this. I would like to do that.
Find me on Jeremy Renner Official.
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
Target Center dunkers wear “ICE OUT” t-shirts
"Today we remember that freedom is not free. We have to work at it, nurture it, protect it, and even sacrifice for it."
"It is well to look at the world without blinders — but our leaders cannot forget that the choices they make ought to be informed by a vision of the world they want, not merely the world as it is."
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Screenshot from STAT article that says "What we're going to have is a real-world experience of when unvaccinated people get measles," he said. "What is the new incidence of hospitalization? What's the incidence of death?"
RFK Jr. appointee Kirk Milhoan has just clearly stated, out loud, that he wants to experiment on the people of the United States by seeing what happens as vaccination coverage plummets and infectious diseases spread.
It’s been a journey.
After months of planning, sketching, jackhammering, sawing, painting (and a few things I’m definitely forgetting) - The Rundown’s studio is finally complete.
