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@lorddimwitflathead

Linguistics researcher, proud papa, retro gamer, hot sauce alchemist, your mom lover, ex-Mormon, home cook, road tripper, beard horticulturist living in 1995. 岐阜魂 Santa? MY pebbles!

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Today I learned that Bad Bunny is not a drag queen

09.02.2026 06:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

See also: Moby Dick

31.12.2025 04:20 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Here’s a middle-aged Korean representative in the streets literally grabbing a gun from the hands of overreaching law enforcement.

Tell you what, DNC- you start doing this and I’ll start donating. Cowards.

31.12.2025 04:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It took me 20 seconds to find this.

bsky.app/profile/90sd...

I’ll be doing at least two of these things starting now.

29.12.2025 09:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

bsky.app/profile/90sd...

29.12.2025 09:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They told you to read their reply history. I found several suggestions.

29.12.2025 07:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

And it isn’t even close.

28.12.2025 10:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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i love weird Filipino Sully almost as much as he wants donations

24.11.2025 13:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Wildest name for a snack

21.11.2025 15:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That round-headed kid?

13.11.2025 11:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

epstein in dozens of pieces of written documentation: the presidential candidate my best friend loves coming over to my house for the young girls i rent

reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open

13.11.2025 03:05 👍 6375 🔁 1130 💬 71 📌 29

Holy shit

06.11.2025 10:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.11.2025 10:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤣 hell that’s good

08.10.2025 09:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chicago style pizza implies the existence of APA style pizza

08.10.2025 02:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Modern Facism is the quest to make the Internet real life in every way to punish the people who were mean to you on the Internet because you were and still are a wet dullard

23.09.2025 11:57 👍 632 🔁 119 💬 4 📌 1

I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet

and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains

forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad

23.09.2025 00:02 👍 8465 🔁 1878 💬 93 📌 66

Good lord 🤣💀

13.09.2025 12:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As a dad: if my kid ever assassinates someone- I’ll probably be going down for obstruction of justice. I can’t imagine a situation I’d turn in my boy. We’re going down together. What a shit dad.

13.09.2025 07:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#MusicHistory On this day, the Bristol, England electronic band Portishead, released their debut album, Dummy. This amazing record won the 1995 Mercury Music Prize, and is often credited with popularizing the Trip Hop genre. Dummy is absolutely one of the best albums of the 1990s.

22.08.2025 17:53 👍 23 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
Detective Pep Streebek in disguise as “Emil Muzz,” Dragnet (1987)

Detective Pep Streebek in disguise as “Emil Muzz,” Dragnet (1987)

Goldthwaite Higginson Dorr Ph.D, The Ladykillers (2004)

Goldthwaite Higginson Dorr Ph.D, The Ladykillers (2004)

Dermot Hoggins, Cloud Atlas (2012)

Dermot Hoggins, Cloud Atlas (2012)

Colonel Tom Parker, Elvis (2022)

Colonel Tom Parker, Elvis (2022)

Dirtbag Hanks Through The Years

02.07.2025 04:47 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0
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02.07.2025 04:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Juggolas

02.07.2025 04:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HE SAID TRY NOT TO CRY

Christ

02.07.2025 03:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Legolas hasn’t aged a day. Gimli has just been a very sentimental pile of rocks for the past six photos

02.07.2025 03:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“For my 42nd birthday my best friend and I recreated this photo we took in 1995” is probably my favorite social media genre

02.07.2025 01:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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19.06.2025 22:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Headline: Walmart, Amazon Mull Dollar-Pegged Stablecoins in the US: WSJ

Headline: Walmart, Amazon Mull Dollar-Pegged Stablecoins in the US: WSJ

Headline: Coinbase torched by crypto community for US army parade sponsorship<br>Justin Sun-linked firm to go public in US with TRX acquisition strategy; Eric Trump expected to take role: FT

Headline: Coinbase torched by crypto community for US army parade sponsorship<br>Justin Sun-linked firm to go public in US with TRX acquisition strategy; Eric Trump expected to take role: FT

Headline: Trump made over $57 million from World Liberty Financial's WLFI sales, new disclosure shows

Headline: Trump made over $57 million from World Liberty Financial's WLFI sales, new disclosure shows

Headline: Coinbase unveils an American Express-powered credit card offering up to 4% in BTC rewards<br>Shopify teams up with Coinbase and Stripe in USDC stablecoin payments push

Headline: Coinbase unveils an American Express-powered credit card offering up to 4% in BTC rewards<br>Shopify teams up with Coinbase and Stripe in USDC stablecoin payments push

just checking in on the financial revolution that was meant to sidestep banks, tech giants, and the state

17.06.2025 20:56 👍 860 🔁 168 💬 32 📌 8
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Teaching class and enjoying this sticker from @othatsraspberry.com

10.06.2025 07:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tweet from Kanye West saying “Broooos please noooooo 🫂   We love you both so much”

Tweet from Kanye West saying “Broooos please noooooo 🫂 We love you both so much”

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha

05.06.2025 19:42 👍 25803 🔁 3213 💬 640 📌 730