Naith Payton 🏳️‍🌈⚽️

Had a shit day so I’m gonna eat an entire cheese about it

My mum wants to watch rom coms on the sofa all day. My brother in law and I want to watch football on the sofa all day. There’s two of us and one of her.

Making sure I have enough items and free space on Pokémon Go, cos I know my cousin’s son is gonna go NUTS on it today.

Wrapping presents just now, and three times I have attempted to put the sharpie I’m holding into the pen pocket on my shoulder, which obviously isn’t actually there cos I’m not currently wearing a chefs jacket.

My subconscious absolutely outdid itself with last nights stress dream

Literally my first thought when he came on was “Well at least Sam will be very happy.”

Tottenham I love you, but god knows why

Why do my hands smell like salami

Oh fuck off am I up this late trying to write a full Hospitality parody version of Mistletoe and Wine

Christmas time
Cocaine and wine
I only get three hours sleep at a time

Entering my soup era again

Tonight’s plan is special fried rice with EVERYTHING

Hello this is me remembering that Bluesky is now the place for my random thoughts and not the other place anymore

It really is the beginning of the end for City isn’t it?

Of course, “If I called my dad, he would stop it all.” But I like it better this way.

Having a little think about how my “class mobility” has gone backwards, I’m from a very upper middle class family - private school, Surrey house with multiple horses, skiing holidays every year - to being a chef living in Peckham who only really loves football. And I wouldn’t change it.

I am home! So obviously I’ve immediately started eating all the salami I bought in Manchester

I am on a bus! London I shall be back in you later

Sam.

Bit cold, innit?

Manchester! I am in you!

I am in The North now, its very snowy

At Victoria coach station, the most depressing place in the world, like why do I do this to myself

Goodbye London!

It’s snowing

Any Manchester friends want to hang out this week?

I am officially on holiday! See you tomorrow Manchester

Same

Indeed

And remember that tomorrow I’m going to my happy place (COYS!)