I’m beta and a reader
07.03.2026 01:32
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I’m beta and a reader
bands my father inexplicably loves:
Letting an account I just followed smell my hand before I riff in their replies
I told all my friends I was gonna let you kill me and now you’re breaking up with me instead ???
just want to carve a cozy little spot for myself inside your skull
don't make it weird
i'm very proud to have played a small part in this company's downfall
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrkB...
nope nope and sure
Chortles are good. We like chortles.
one time my aunt stopped speaking to me for six months bc i dropped in the chat that chick-fil-a is closed on sundays so their employees can go get their abortions
tbh once i’m a worm i will be too focused my own personal growth & hobbies to care whether you still love me
'the pupil announced he was “working on something important about Swansea” before lying on the playground tarmac to “feel the rhythm of the town”.
...explained to a confused Year 3 class that the sea was “restless and unforgiving”.
#WorldBookDay
dailyswansea.wordpress.com/2026/03/05/s...
thank you for your support in these trying times
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - The Punishment
I just know my soulmate out there also never leaving their house.
I’m off today. Not gonna force myself to go socialize like I have all my other off days for the past couple months. Relaxing and playing Marathon, noodling on guitar, &c.
the year is 2049 and President Ocasio-Cortez is receiving criticism for what is perceived as a rushed withdrawal from Tehran
just took all the “so it goes” out of Slaughterhouse-5. really think it flows better now, what do you think?
Dreamsickle LoveBot 16x20 on stretched canvas
everytime I open up the Infinite Jest PDF somehow CoPilot asks me if I want it to summarize it and I kinda wanna click yeah just to melt a fucking glacier
"'The Subject cited polls from when they were still bothering to take polls up there that said like upwards of four-fifths of all Canadians wanted out of O.N.A.N. and hoped President Gentle had a ghastly accident in his UV-booth, et cetera.'"
from Infinite Jest (1996)
I actually enjoyed the 2014 one the one time I saw it but I was prbly drunk and don't remember a thing that happened
Is that the one where he gets a jetpack? Is it good?
local punks going to work for the coal companies; hate to see it
Marathon commences for me about 6pm Chicago time if you wanna play with me
keep my eyes wide open/
&my shotgun loaded/
cause I don’t wanna leave/
this heaven so soon
making it through the work day and in ~9hours playing Marathon. It’s nice to have something to look forward to, no matter how minor.
instead of forgetting to reply to texts or DMs my new thing is going to be responding to them in completely different platforms
*asks this walmart deli worker how much for just the rotisserie chicken skins*
They’re saying he’s easily the Healthiest Amount of Online of anyone
