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"Put the centrists in control" as if the centrists haven't been in control of the democratic party the entire time I've been alive. They just want to keep doing centrism but without even Biden/Harris' half-hearted defense of trans people

“why is new york always electing crappy and insane mayors.” the mayoral sash, regardless of city, is an object that causes madness in its wearer. it’s like you’re asking why someone grasping the palantir with both hands is talking to sauron

For sure, there's a lot of jargon and it gets confusing! "Free climb" just means using ropes & gear for protection but not upward movement (that would be aid climbing).

If you haven't yet, check out Dawn Wall and Tommy Caldwell's story in general, dude is an inspiration.

Lynn Hill is the GOAT but she free climbed the nose, not free solo-ed. She had a belay partner and a rope. To this day no one has free soloed the nose because even Honnold doesn't have that much of a death wish (and he can't even free it on a rope)

In retrospect I should have cut off my ex-best friend when she called The Lawrence Arms "fake punk" and not waited for all the manipulative BS that came later

Iowa state park was pretty nice and peaceful but it did smell very farm ish

Midwestmaxxing

Brilliant. My Mazda is gonna be the vegan dog of hatchbacks

Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.

Sent my first 5.11d lead in the gym today! Is the grading soft or am I getting better? Who knows! 🧗‍♂️

gonna go ahead and say we probably need clean water more than we need generative ai

"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire

SpaceX is just Elon Musk playing a game of Civ where he’s somehow managed to unlock spaceflight without figuring out the secret of welding.

System tech for The Wonder Years & FOH for Kevin Devine tonight. Great show!

LEFTIST: Dude, you need to grow up and get a hobby. Start treating women like people and find a useful role in society.
RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp.
YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice

“no Americana punk tonight"
why?
"you listen to After the Party every time its 75 degrees out, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda Schmenzingers

Had an amazing time🧗‍♂️ in the New River Gorge this past weekend! Super proud of my brave partner @nomoreevictions.bsky.social for getting on her first trad lead! And thank you to our friend Patrick for showing us all the cool spots including our first multipitch and being a great host and hang

bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured

Anyone else start Oblivion Remasted and assume the leveling was the same as the original, only to discover when they finally slept that it had been Skyrimified and they had like 10 level ups banked?

Bluesky crashes when I try to upload the video but I swear I sent my "5.hard" crack climbing project at the gym this weekend. . .only to get completely humbled and shut down on a 5.10 roof at the local Short & Sandbagged Top Rope Crag the next day!
🧗‍♂️

Does Detroit have a higher than average number of cults per capita or is every city like this?

PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?

IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.

PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.

This dude has a cousin on the jedi council in the prequels

it's not Nathan Fielder's fault that he is a Batman villain in a world without a Batman

I call this the "answer the phone!" hold

System tech for Ministry (and all their extravagant hats) tonight!

Singing thru an auto tune pedal in a rock band is already kinda cringe. But singing thru an auto tune pedal and STILL somehow being off key? New level

don't forget that the difference between an italian pope and a chicago pope is the cheese is under the sauce